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Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-02-26 09:43:33
Dear members of the sss, due to the fact that I have been naughty and I had to change my name to Witwolf2.0 (my new upgraded version, after a hard talking to) I wish to enquire from the board that seeing as I have uplifted myself, do I have to go through the same qualification motions to be admitted, or can my past sins carry over and my name be changed on the roll?
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-02-26 10:29:53
Sorry man, you are going to have to go through the normal soggy Marie initiation again.. different name , same pain
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-02-26 11:15:02
We have lots to discuss at the next SSS meeting. The Agenda seems to be growing!
As the Chief of Health and Safety I'm gonna have my hands full! (No pun intended, ofcourse)
SSS secret handshake.
As the Chief of Health and Safety I'm gonna have my hands full! (No pun intended, ofcourse)
SSS secret handshake.
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-02-26 12:10:02
Oh no.... I don't want to be a wanker anymore....
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-02-26 12:54:41
Care to enlighten me what's this about... curiosity killed the pussy!
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-03-04 21:37:38
786dadzn.....The SSS (secret SSS handshake) is an Cunturies old secret society. Nobody really knows about it. Chapters all around the world....and yes....we have members in outer space as well (on MIR).
Very rigorous qualification process (most prospects dont make it thru this).
We have a membership badge (should be visible next to the members names on here....once its actually designed and approved).
Meetings are usually at the top secret lapa of INL...you can contact Boobs 35 (our only member who gets younger every year).
GreyKnight was actually knighted at one such a meeting....so the sky is the limit at this society.
SSS handshake (new method....page 99 of the SSS Handbook)...(available now with "not stick page" technology)
Very rigorous qualification process (most prospects dont make it thru this).
We have a membership badge (should be visible next to the members names on here....once its actually designed and approved).
Meetings are usually at the top secret lapa of INL...you can contact Boobs 35 (our only member who gets younger every year).
GreyKnight was actually knighted at one such a meeting....so the sky is the limit at this society.
SSS handshake (new method....page 99 of the SSS Handbook)...(available now with "not stick page" technology)
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-03-04 21:46:30
Edited: 2018-03-04 21:56:20
Edited: 2018-03-04 21:56:20
Witwolf V2.0
Obviously we at the SSS (handshake inserted here) are promoting the upliftment of members. Version 2.0 is an example of great progress being made. Well done to you Sir (SSS version of a high 5).
This will be discussed at the next meeting.....but you might be ready for the new (more demanding) teqhniques practiced by senior SSS members. (MrShyGuyV2 was the first member to enjoy the benefits of the demanding teqhniques)
Congratulations again.
Obviously we at the SSS (handshake inserted here) are promoting the upliftment of members. Version 2.0 is an example of great progress being made. Well done to you Sir (SSS version of a high 5).
This will be discussed at the next meeting.....but you might be ready for the new (more demanding) teqhniques practiced by senior SSS members. (MrShyGuyV2 was the first member to enjoy the benefits of the demanding teqhniques)
Congratulations again.
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-03-04 22:12:15
Edited: 2018-03-04 22:14:55
Will the new "Easy clean 3D safety glasses" be available yet at the next meeting? Nearly loose an eye at the last meeting....
(Remember my glasses are the ones with the magnifying lenses)
Edited: 2018-03-04 22:14:55
On 2018-02-26 11:15:02 Goolab said:
As the Chief of Health and Safety
Will the new "Easy clean 3D safety glasses" be available yet at the next meeting? Nearly loose an eye at the last meeting....
(Remember my glasses are the ones with the magnifying lenses)
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-03-05 07:08:31
Lmao!
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Re: Dear SSS
Posted: 2018-03-05 07:25:12
Oh dear!! Patric... did you miss the Health & Safety chapter on how to avoid possibly losing an eye?
You can't skip the important chapters and only pay attention to the good parts!
Lol!! ...x
On 2018-03-04 22:12:15 Patric Star(fish) said:
On 2018-02-26 11:15:02 Goolab said:
As the Chief of Health and Safety
Will the new "Easy clean 3D safety glasses" be available yet at the next meeting? Nearly loose an eye at the last meeting....
(Remember my glasses are the ones with the magnifying lenses)
Oh dear!! Patric... did you miss the Health & Safety chapter on how to avoid possibly losing an eye?
You can't skip the important chapters and only pay attention to the good parts!
Lol!! ...x
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