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Posted: 2018-03-05 16:39:28

Patrick is always the one at the meetings that will be on the forefront of experiencing new techniques, sometimes very suc cessful and sometimes not.

So in the interest of creating that ultimate pluck, we let him take the helmet off and and open the pipes.

The results are sometimes quite amazing.

What happened to our director Pantum ? Was he also banned like me ? New name again ?

Cheers



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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:04:30
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On 2018-03-04 21:37:38 Patric Star(fish) said:
Meetings are usually at the top secret lapa of INL...you can contact Boobs 35 (our only member who gets younger every year).



At first I thought that the reason for getting younger was due to enough punting but soon realised that the wanking in between these punting sessions were actually the main reason for feeling younger !!!

As INL stated a while back that men actually needed to ejaculate at least 21 times a month to ensure your system is 100% functional ... I firmly believe his theory ... lol !!!

SSS SECRET HANDSHAKE
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:05:53

Director Pantum is MIA :(
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:11:09

Maybe he is in Wanking Paradise ?


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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:12:45

Lmao .. most probably !!!
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:17:51

#SSShandshake
with Mrs Palm and her 5 girls to assist everyone:)
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:23:34
Edited: 2018-03-05 17:26:16

Chairman Boobs

The 21 times ejaculation to free up the sludge, for lack of a more respectful word, in your skrotum is an absolute minimum.

Sadly I have to admit that during the last few tumultuaous weeks I have been neglecting this vital part of extending my punting life, so I am now cuming back fully aware that there is a backlog that needs to be addressed, and soon, as my pipes are a bursting at the moment.

Problem is that I am a lazy fucker, so I try and get someone to help me with the plucking. But then again I am now like a church mouse, poor and feeding off scraps.

So what is a man to do ?

Get out of the closet and start exercising my right arm ? Which is also my drinking arm ? Should I go ambidextrous, a little lefty thrown in for good measure.

I actually need a R 200-00 appointment for a good solid wank. I will be cumming regularly, because I have a backlog. No talking, no massage, no nothing but stripping and plucking that monkey 21 times. Thinking two plucks a day would keep the doctor away, oh no, confused again, was the apple thing and the doctor.

Cum now ladies, lend a helpin hand to a man in need of contracting a serious dread disease by not cumming 21 times.

LOL

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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:33:23

On 2018-03-05 17:17:51 Miss Barbie Doll said:
#SSShandshake
with Mrs Palm and her 5 girls to assist everyone:)



There are your answer INL !!!
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:34:45
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On 2018-03-05 17:05:53 BOOBS53 said:
Director Pantum is MIA :(



He did not listen, and the "Esa Axe" came down on him.
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Posted: 2018-03-05 17:36:05

Thought so ... lol !!!

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