On 2018-03-01 12:03:06 Yewrev1 said:
On 2018-03-01 10:40:14 The Doll House said: @Galaxy ...nope, no luck on my side, was hoping one had contacted you already - maybe the ESA councilors have all decided we're a lost cause...whahaha...

@yewrev... my mirrors are stuck tight... but alas, our Adonis might be the reason I have to redo my rooms... with my luck my plinths make use of their legs and walk on out too... #facepalm...

@Syren

After a visit from Adonis, as ordinary guys must be a major turn-off. Some of us are not even allowed near a mirror. Then not to even mention the 10 yr old "boep"we got. No wonder we battle to get a second appointment.

Yewrev... not allowed near the mirrors? That's terrible! - unless of course you were cracking them, which I KNOW is not the case!

On 2018-03-01 09:35:46 tony b bop said:
The biggest turn off? Anyone who does not massively appreciate my total and utter overwhelming magnificence in all things sexual, intellectual and practical!

Other than that, the smell of stale food at a venue of a stern or a stern humorless attitude at any time.

The stern or humorless thing is major no-no for me. Despite my albeit self-graded utter overwhelming magnificence, I am happy to accept that there may be some dissension on this point amongst the unenlightened out there.

One of the best posts I've seen in a long time! Lmao!

Tony -- I bow down to you oh "Magnificent One"!

Love the humor!

LOL!

Totally agree with you GK!!

We could certainly do with more of that...x

My turnoffs are smelly pussy. Not washing between punts. Bad breath(includes smoke breath) dirty and unkept feet. The smell of the previous punter on the sp.
oh and the false ooohs and aaaaahs. I swear when I hear that my cock goes limp.

On 2018-03-01 20:28:06 JustMike said:


oh and the false ooohs and aaaaahs. I swear when I hear that my cock goes limp.

Bwahahahaha.....Priceless!

On 2018-03-01 09:35:46 tony b bop said:


Other than that, the smell of stale food at a venue of a stern or a stern humorless attitude at any time.

The stern or humorless thing is major no-no for me.

Yeah, a stern, humorless, is the worst.

Boss, I agree 100% with you.
I've been to a place or two upon entrance I be thinking were these ladies slow roasting pig butthole or what. The kitchen smells were that horrendous.

Stern and humourless, tell me about it boss. And it's usually either the scammers or the highty-tighty "I'm so exclusive and upmarket" WGs who are completely humourless.

Fortunately we are blessed with some fantastic ladies who have great sense of humour!

Btw, from my recent Facebook discoveries, there is a certain tatooed MG in Pretoria whose FB page I did spend a lot of time on browsing thru finding myself smiling and outright laughing. I don't book Msg only gals, and never have but will make a plan to meet this particular MG. She has a quirky sense of humour, very self depreciating even tho she is absolutely gorgeous, but from her posts and pics she is definitely someone I can sit and talk shit with for hours. I love her sense of humour.
Hopefully she sees charous!

When a gent call at the early hours of the morning to find out if you "open"

When a gent calls for a booking and asks if he can cum more than once.

When a gent calls you. Confirms the booking. Then asks if he can come earlier. I say no and you wait, he does not arrive. I send him a message and he says sorry cannot make it, that is why I said I wanted to come earlier?

I do not get it often, but I detest dick pics!

Dick pictures just are not on. Also when a client is very quiet and the whole hour or half you are talking to yourself.... Sjoe I enjoy being told what you do and don't enjoy. Don't say, do what you want you may be in for a surprise.


Lol, need to invest in a strapon. Then the next punter that says do what turns you on, will get more than he paid for.

Cum stains on drying towels.

Bait and switch !!!. I saw an angel on the site and a dragon opened the door . GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr!