On 2018-03-27 15:34:30 Miss Barbie Doll said:
On 2018-03-27 13:31:33 Sexyhumour said: On 2018-03-27 13:08:13


Damn,did the guy have diarrhoea though,whatever he took before coming to see you must have been boiling in his tummy that he finished the whole toilet roll as for finishing the whole bottle of shower gel gosh,did he come from under a bridge and got the luxury of a shower when he got to your place, some people though hmmmm*thinkinghard*


Tell me about it,it was around 3 am when he started doing that.then he comes and tells me to sleep,he will be okay alone.I told him hell no sleep and leave a stranger awake alone at my place.I will be dumb to do that

LOL,you go girl

My average shower time is between 15 and 20 min.

It does take time to warm the vocal cords, and to only sing one song is a waste of time, must do at least 3 or 4 when in the shower. Is the only oppertunity I get to sing.

I am sure it was not a nice punt for the client. To spend a night with a scornful and anxious lady... nah. I almost always do allnighters, never had any problem with any lady and with seeing her again and again.. but then again, I do not shower, run the tap and flush the toilet at the same time for an hour lol. Anyway, the allnight price should cover all costs, water etc. And ladies, if it is not your thing, do not accept overnighters, because when you are unwilling, your body language is surely off-putting and the punt becomes a drag.

As for blowjobs with morning breath, maybe it is not such a mission to get up, brush your teeth and mouthwash, and come back to suck some cock like a champion. Punters, freshen up your cock too, but don't dip it in mouthwash, it burns!

as I am reading this it sounds so funny as I am imgening it hahahaha....

I wonder what actually did he do...

and tes both parties have to be clean and all freshen up.

I prefer that also.

On 2018-03-27 19:46:00 Lanavol said:
but then again, I do not shower, run the tap and flush the toilet at the same time for an hour lol.

LMAO We need more punters like you who do not host a toilet festival and feasting on the whole toilet roll and drinking the whole bottle of shower gel
I'm dead

On 2018-03-27 20:57:05 Sexyhumour said:
On 2018-03-27 19:46:00

LMAO We need more punters like you who do not host a toilet festival and feasting on the whole toilet roll and drinking the whole bottle of shower gel
I'm dead

Hahaha and he is still wanna come and drink the new one on Saturday again eish I am so in trouble.


but I told him,I can only see him if he promise to bring his asthma inhale along.because it's the thing that woke him up as he was coughing so bad.it was also scary

On 2018-03-27 21:07:41 Miss Barbie Doll said:
On 2018-03-27 20:57:05 Sexyhumour said: On 2018-03-27 19:46:00

LMAO We need more punters like you who do not host a toilet festival and feasting on the whole toilet roll and drinking the whole bottle of shower gel
I'm dead


Hahaha and he is still wanna come and drink the new one on Saturday again eish I am so in trouble.


but I told him,I can only see him if he promise to bring his asthma inhale along.because it's the thing that woke him up as he was coughing so bad.it was also scary

You are still bringing him in???This time he's gonna host a night vigil in the kitchen and camp in your fridge LOL

On 2018-03-27 21:14:15 Sexyhumour said:
On 2018-03-27 21:07:41


You are still bringing him in???This time he's gonna host a night vigil in the kitchen and camp in your fridge LOL

hahahahahahahaha he has already did my dishes,when we got back yesterday from dinner.we had wine and he cleaned the glasses,he has already made himself feel at home jejejejeje

he is just too hyper for me,but I am scared to hurt his feelings.he thinks I am too nice,even after I was a bitch to him.

On 2018-03-27 21:19:17 Miss Barbie Doll said:
On 2018-03-27 21:14:15 Sexyhumour said: On 2018-03-27 21:07:41


You are still bringing him in???This time he's gonna host a night vigil in the kitchen and camp in your fridge LOL


hahahahahahahaha he has already did my dishes,when we got back yesterday from dinner.we had wine and he cleaned the glasses,he has already made himself feel at home jejejejeje

he is just too hyper for me,but I am scared to hurt his feelings.he thinks I am too nice,even after I was a bitch to him.

OH LORD HAVE MERCY

LMAO (can't deal)

On 2018-03-27 21:32:29 Sexyhumour said:
On 2018-03-27 21:19:17 Miss Barbie Doll said: On 2018-03-27 21:14:15 Sexyhumour said: On 2018-03-27 21:07:41


You are still bringing him in???This time he's gonna host a night vigil in the kitchen and camp in your fridge LOL


hahahahahahahaha he has already did my dishes,when we got back yesterday from dinner.we had wine and he cleaned the glasses,he has already made himself feel at home jejejejeje

he is just too hyper for me,but I am scared to hurt his feelings.he thinks I am too nice,even after I was a bitch to him.


OH LORD HAVE MERCY

LMAO (can't deal)

LMFAO, way to go Sexyhumour (thumb up) you took it for the long haul, I could have given up at "inhale"

@Ms Barbie what if the guy is reading this? What does he think about you now?

You went out for dinner but he washed your dishes?

This is where? Your place or restaurant?