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Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 15:54:31
I spent R39,000 on the wife for a boob job and she loved it.
I spent R27,000 on her for a nose job and she was extatic.
I spent R22,000 on her for liposuction and she was over the moon.
I spent only R50 on myself for a blowjob and she goes @#$ mental!
Eish. Women.
I spent R27,000 on her for a nose job and she was extatic.
I spent R22,000 on her for liposuction and she was over the moon.
I spent only R50 on myself for a blowjob and she goes @#$ mental!
Eish. Women.
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 16:01:19
LMAO!!!! :D
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 19:00:39
ROFLMAO .. I could never understand why they getting upset for a mere R50 you spend on yourself ... we will never understand women ... that is a given .. lol !!!
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 19:34:36
Difference is you both got to enjoy the boobs, nose job and tummy tuck.
Next time you find yourself needing to be spoiled, pull out R100 and take the missus with.
Next time you find yourself needing to be spoiled, pull out R100 and take the missus with.
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 19:36:12
r50 for a blowjob????
On 2018-05-10 15:54:31 Dinky Toy said:
I spent R39,000 on the wife for a boob job and she loved it.
I spent R27,000 on her for a nose job and she was extatic.
I spent R22,000 on her for liposuction and she was over the moon.
I spent only R50 on myself for a blowjob and she goes @#$ mental!
Eish. Women.
r50 for a blowjob????
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-10 19:41:52
Hahahaha... what can I say... It's great to be a woman... smiles
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-11 09:59:30
That is excellent! Lol!!!
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Re: Relevant Humour
Posted: 2018-05-11 22:22:44
Damn, bad move! There goes another R30 000 because she feels her lips ain't good enough! But, hope you enjoyed the BJ!
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