Im certain that we have all experienced the most embarrassing or ouch moments during our sessions.

For example I've had those awkward funny slip ups like opening the door for a client with my doek on, or my hair net only to realise afterwards the look on his face...like WTF is that some new hairstyle trend you have on there...lol?

Here's a few of them

1. Accidentally bumping our heads together while trying to move around.

2. In the shower, feeling all sexy then slip and fall flat on your butt. He'll be like are you ok? You laugh it off but ouch that hurt.

3. Walking with my heels on and almost twisting an ankle.

There are a lot of those moments.


What are yours?

Come lets share our stories....lol

A few years ago went to see a wg. in a complex.
As I drove thru the frickin gate closed on my car knocking the whole mirror off.

The security came and took all the details and pics.
The manager was called and when he arrived he asked what no unit I was visiting.
When I said the no the look on his face said it all lol.

That was embarrasing .
Lol I still went on to have the punt.

Lol never went back to claim .

I Farted, while pomping!
Then I wasn't sure if the expression on her face was from cumming.I paused, grinned and then the mainstay said..."Ride on Brother!"

She never took my call again.

On 2018-05-25 14:13:10 Johnlennon said:
A few years ago went to see a wg. in a complex.
As I drove thru the frickin gate closed on my car knocking the whole mirror off.

The security came and took all the details and pics.
The manager was called and when he arrived he asked what no unit I was visiting.
When I said the no the look on his face said it all lol.

That was embarrasing .
Lol I still went on to have the punt.

Lol never went back to claim .

Oh no that must have been difficult hey.

On 2018-05-25 14:15:44 semensquirter said:
I Farted, while pomping!
Then I wasn't sure if the expression on her face was from cumming.I paused, grinned and then the mainstay said..."Ride on Brother!"

She never took my call again.

Hahaha....oh my word! That's classic.

Which reminds me of those moments when my pussy let's out a little air or more or so. Those farting sounds, that's always funny and embarrassing. The more and harder I laughed the more and louder the sound. Uncontrollable....lol

On 2018-05-25 14:15:44 semensquirter said:
I Farted, while pomping!
Then I wasn't sure if the expression on her face was from cumming.I paused, grinned and then the mainstay said..."Ride on Brother!"

She never took my call again.

ROFLMAO ... I just nearly pissed in my pants laughing !!!

I had not started full on punting yet but enjoyed a sensual massage now and then with my main spot being Lothlorian.

Anyway, I chose an extremely how blonde lady from the lineup. Just the sight of her gave me a hard on.

The massage was great, I was really enjoying it. I was still face down and she proceeded to slip her hands to take my dick.

I literally exploded the moment her slippery hands touched my dick. It must be the quickest cum shot in history.

I high tailed out of there quickly.....

I drove out of the driveway at a ladies place after having a double with her .. my eyes still on her nice boobs and reversed into a lamppost ... we both just start laughing !!!

On 2018-05-25 14:26:19 Kimmylee said:
...Which reminds me of those moments when my pussy let's out a little air or more or so. Those farting sounds, that's always funny and embarrassing. The more and harder I laughed the more and louder the sound. Uncontrollable....lol

I guess me responding that we "both can fart together", when you next visit Jozi...
is not going to sound so sexy...LOL

LMFAO...NOW ThATS a FUNNY ONE SEMENSQUiRTER