Reading Stormpie's post about the pharmacist I had an idea....

So......guys always ask us what awkward moments we've had.... so today I want the guys to share some of their weirdest moments in their work environment..... I especially think some interesting stories are out there from guys that deal directly with the public....

Have a stunning day!!!

Xxx

She is a petite, attractive woman in her early thirties. Long slim legs, tight round butt, remarkably flat belly for someone who has had two kids, and small pert tits with wonderfully responsive nipples that throb and engorge when gently caressed or lightly tongued and nibbled. Satin sleek ebony skin that glistens in the low light of a bed side lamp, and dark flashing "Come to Bed I Wanna Fuck you Hard" eyes. Long eye-lashes. Always perfectly made up and presented, brightly lip-sticked shiny pouty lips. I love watching them as they suck up and down my hard cock, as though they were created especially just to do this job. She is affable and friendly with a breathy voice and a husky laugh and a very lewd and a very wicked and a very sensual libido.

She drives me fuckin nuts!

I've been visiting her for a while, and Lipstick Girl and I always have amazing, sweaty, hard-core, torrid sex. Both of us thoroughly enjoy our sessions... Me because she knows exactly how to fuck me... and She because I pay her so very well to fuck me.

But then it just had to happen....

The other day, I'm behind the front counter of my Commercial Business in the middle of our small town, smart in my uniform, name-badge emblazoned across one side of my chest, horn-rimmed spectacles, newly polished shoes and hard at work as per usual. The door opens, and in SHE walks...Lipstick Girl!

Lipstick Girl in tight blue jeans and flimsy white blouse and teetering high heels and perfect make-up and shiny red lips and long braided hair and silky raven skin and huge hoop ear-rings. Lipstick Girl with a sheepish client in tow. Definitely a client...and most definitely sheepish. Mr Sheep certainly does not want to be there...but Lipstick Girl has him in tow and Lipstick Girl needs stuff from my Commercial Business for the business that she is going to engage in with Mr Sheep. So Mr Sheep has little choice.

Lipstick Girl's eyes meet mine across the hullabaloo and afternoon rush of my Commercial Business, and the recognition is instantaneous. That sudden widening of the pupils, that blink of the eye-lids, that pursing of the lips...and then that hasty sideways glance which acknowledges that we are not actually supposed to know each other. At least, not in front of Mr Sheep, or in front of any of the other multitude of clients that throng my Commercial Business this late in the afternoon.

My cock lurches hard against the inside of my Chinos. My cock wants her there and then. Because that's what Cocks do. Because Cocks are single minded and reactive. Cocks desire and need and want!!

But in that self-same instant, my brain takes over for just once, and I immediately realize that Lipstick Girl now KNOWS me.......

Galaxy .. this one happened in the industry .. think i would share it anyway !!!

Was at this one venue .. all running very smoothly and then it was time to have a booking ... called the manager and told her who I wanted to book.

I was sitting with this one lady who I wanted to book and the manager call and said everything is ready ... both of us stood up and walking into the house !!!

When we entered the house ... another lady stood there waiting for me and told me that she is ready for me !!!

It was such an awkward moment .. next to me the lady stood ... we already had that foreplay chat and we're both as horny as it gets ... and in front of me stood another lady .. also very gorgeous !!!

For a couple of moments everyone just stood there and looking at each other in confusion ... that couple of moments was as awkward as it gets !!!!!

Luckily the manager sorted it out .. it was just a misunderstanding ... me and my lady went to the room and had some amazing time with each other !!!

And the day when I visited a lady and went back to work with my t-shirt the wrong way around ... luckily one of my colleagues which saw it first was also a punter and we both just laugh !!!

On 2018-06-15 11:46:08 BOOBS53 said:
And the day when I visited a lady and went back to work with my t-shirt the wrong way around ... luckily one of my colleagues which saw it first was also a punter and we both just laugh !!!

Lol well..... you can be glad us girls don't kiss and tell he he ;)

@WHITEGREY..... your writing always captivates me..... you make an awkward situation sound like the most exotic moment ever! Those moments where you are so close to the forbidden fruit and yet it is unreachable....hmmmmmm.....

Mate of mine , notorious punter divorced now went on a drunken night of punting and debauchary
When he got home he was sitting on the bed taking off his underpants to reveal a Durex wrapper stuck to his ass , wifey was not happy :)

Here's another story for you Galaxy, from quite a few years back.

And it's all true....I kid you not!



Tonight I experienced one of the more bizarre punts of my illustrious career.

I very rarely punt more than once a week, and I try to discipline Wee Willy with this in mind. Having already had a quite explosive punt on Sunday night, I was quite content to sit back and let the week wind down, before setting off on another adventure. But all that changed this morning at about 10am, when I received a well constructed, provocative and sensual little sms from Toffee-apple Girl:

"Hi babe, m bek in Magate! One a Fuck?"

Well, who the hell am I to say no to an enticing invitation like that, and before I could stop him, Wee Willy had tapped out a reply on my Blackberry "See you at 7 beautiful girl"

Toffee-apple Girl is an extremely tiny (I had actually forgotten how extremely petite, until I saw her again tonight) doll-like coloured girl whom I frequented several times during her blossoming pregnancy earlier this year, in order to conduct enjoyable internal examinations with my well lubricated micro-camera.

She is an impossibly slim seductress with marvelous lips and breasts... tits-on-a-stick... hence Toffee-apple Girl, and I last visited her just a week before she popped,for quite an extraordinary and memorable encounter.

She had recently sent me a pic of her endearing little baby.. the poor little blighter has a number of curious dents on his forehead... but otherwise is quite cute to look at.

I arrived at our rendezvous and Toffe-apple and I zealously started getting reacquainted with one-another. It was only then that I noticed the carry cot on the floor... with Junior comfortably swaddled inside it!

This was a little disconcerting to say the least, but Toffee-Apple assured me that he is a sound sleeper, and that i shouldn't worry about him being there. I soon forgot about him anyway, when she revealed her wonderful tits with their large plate sized dusky areolae... and then she greedily started to swallow my rabid Willy. I have to say one thing about Toffee-apple Girl, she is always extremely keen to get started on the action... and I have always enjoyed that about her.

The reunion was going extremely well... a nice long salivating BJ, lovely muffing on engorged pouty lips, a variety of Kama Sutra positions... and I was reaching the stage where I could feel that I was about to erupt. Toffee-apple was lying on her back, legs spread-eagled, head tilted back, eyes closed (perhaps she was asleep) and I was pumping into her furiously.

And then , out the corner of my eye, I sensed a movement.

I turned my head... and I looked straight into the wide open eyes of little Junior sitting up in his cot!

The little urchin had a look of complete and fascinated rapture on his face... and his eyes were focused directly on my rampant Wee Willy as l thrust it in and out of his lovely little mom.

I was aghast, but I had already reached the point of no return, and in the next second I erupted deep inside Toffee-Apple. Almost simultaneously Junior ejaculated... a jism of whatever it is that babies vomit... all down his chin... and then started chortling loudly in the most enchanting of ways.

It only took me a few seconds to gather my wits and hastily cover the two of us with a towel, greatly embarrassed by the fact that Junior had been watching me fornicate with his darling mommy. Anyway, the wretched little bugger didn't seem too worried by it all , and his mom and I picked him up and made all the the appropriate oooing and aaahing noises as we rounded off our evening.

I was feeling a little disheveled and flustered as I drove away, but comforted myself with the the reasoning that I shouldn't be too worried about Junior's feelings about what he had just seen happening... after all Wee Willy and Junior had already become firm friends with one-another months before... deep inside Toffee-apple Girl's warm and receptive, but very crowded womb.

On 2018-06-15 13:45:23 bbw lover said:
Mate of mine , notorious punter divorced now went on a drunken night of punting and debauchary
When he got home he was sitting on the bed taking off his underpants to reveal a Durex wrapper stuck to his ass , wifey was not happy :)

Omw! Lol hence "divorced now".... that must've sobered him up very quickly he he

@WHITEGREY...... lol I really think we need to set a date, meet up, have a couple of drinks and I'll just sit and listen to your stories! Absolutely brilliant and very amusing and I take it there is loads of them he he!

I think many a guy would've run for the hills there but I now fully understand that Wee Willy really has a mind of his own Lol!