For me to have a beautiful lady like the ones we have on here in this ugly dude's presence is a gift enough for me...

A lady once gave me a very nice scarf that she had knitted after I admired it.

Another made me an awesome crme brulee on an overnight, now THAT was a gift. I can never get the damn things right.

But, as for the suggestion that the ladies should give gifts, I follow the crowd and say NO! The ladies are a gift!

And I let my clients share a sexy glass of wine with me... absolutely FREE!!! Now thats a gift that you can't buy in any store... :)))

Ah!!! Hahaha!

According to oxforddictionaries.com a gift is:

gift
ft/
noun
1.
a thing given willingly to someone without payment; a present.

WILLINGLY.

SO, either the Originator of this thread was being sarcastic, or he literally and actually doesn't get the irony! Hahahaha

On 2018-06-20 23:01:56 BongSanity said:
This is a world of fantasy, I was playing around allowing us to be creative with a world where the ladies would be giving us gifts and imagining what kind of gifts they would give. It appears to me that those of you here are offended by fantasies that aren't perverted. And I suppose that's fine, to each his, or her, own

Damn, after 8+weeks of no punting and takin break from the forum, I must admit this is Damn funny, lol. Boss Bongs, you should've made your post in Africaans.

But I once got a big salad bowl as a gift from a regular lady who I ended up in friendzone after I moved into my current place 9 years ago. Same lady also gave me a pair of sunglasses as a birthday gift. And she once took me to a restaurant for dinner insisting it was her treat.
Altho things turned later awkward due to her wanting me to be a sperm donor due to her clock ticking and she wanted a baby and I wasn't keen, our friendship ended. But she is still in the biz as a hot sexy gorgeous milf.

My god...Why is everybody so fucking sensitive? Start a new topic, or move on to the next!!

On 2018-06-21 14:34:34 Cindy said:
My god...Why is everybody so fucking sensitive? Start a new topic, or move on to the next!!

Couldn't agree more. Well said!

I read this thread and once again my lack of faith in human kind is justified.

The term gift has a certain connotation but what people forget in this age of materialism is that a gift need not cost money.

In an industry of cut throat business the service providors should be offering the gift of exceptional service and that little bit extra.

Yes Miss Paige a glass ff wine is a gift, so is a cup of coffee or whatever you offfer in terms of hospitality. It is not unknown for suppliers to offer their customers who buy from them xmas gifts.

You are running a business. Act like it and climb of the high horses. Times are tough so think outside the box.

Holy shit how many times do you read the girls saying they running a business.... use the same tools a business uses to make money

On 2018-06-21 21:36:16 johndoe69za said:


The term gift has a certain connotation

About 10 years ago on ESA the term "gift" referred to STD. Guys would say shit like "She'll give you a gift that keeps on giving". LMAO!!

This is one sure way to get slapped lol. But I do get dating advice from the ladies sometimes.