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Difference between Wife and Girlfriend
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Posted: 2018-06-29 12:24:28

*Joke Of The Day*

What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in a Modified Version ...

Wife is like a TV, and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE PHONE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take yo MOBILE PHONE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with yo MOBILE PHONE.

TV is (as good as) free for life. But as for the MOBILE PHONE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE PHONE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE PHONE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE PHONE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE PHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen).
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!

Last but not least ..!
Yet TVs are superior because they don't have viruses, but MOBILE PHONES often do ...!!!!

And MOBILE PHONES can be easily hacked, or stolen.

Take Care.
Issued in the Public Interest!
...

For security reasons,Most chose TV.
Bronwyn @ The Doll House
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Posted: 2018-06-29 12:33:38

...Lokl...
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Posted: 2018-06-29 12:54:38

You guys are brutal to the wifes hey hahahahah
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Posted: 2018-06-29 12:57:31

Lmao...Not sure at this stage which one between the 2..
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Posted: 2018-06-29 13:19:24

On 2018-06-29 12:33:38 Bronwyn @ The Doll House said:
...Lokl...

You look gorgeous darling...@Milika lol I know right...
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Posted: 2018-06-29 14:43:41

Lol! Excellent, the poor wife!

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Posted: 2018-06-29 14:48:04

Love this, thanks, writing this down
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Posted: 2018-06-29 15:01:12

On 2018-06-29 12:54:38 elbuorT said:
You guys are brutal to the wifes hey hahahahah

lmao Not @all they make the world go round ...@willywonker70 overall the wife is still Boss@Hazel u are welcome..
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Posted: 2018-06-29 17:38:07

Good one lol ;) :)
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Posted: 2018-06-29 19:24:17

Another one is the Wife eats in the kitchen while the GF is being dined out!

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