She used vaseline to give me a handjob , i came 3 times later in the shower trying to wash it off

A market researcher called at a house and his knock
was answered by a young woman with three small
children running around her. He asked her if she minded
replying to his questions and she agreed.
He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if
she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it,
she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer
was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because
everyone uses our product and they always say they use
it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but
I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've
been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use
it?"
"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

Lmao.......

Excellent! Lol!

Wife a week before 10th wedding anniversary, to her husband : This is our 10th anniversary, to mark the special occassion, lets try Greece.

Husband : Now, what the hell is wrong with Vaseline ???

On 2018-07-17 11:24:15 uwillwantme said:
Wife a week before 10th wedding anniversary, to her husband : This is our 10th anniversary, to mark the special occassion, lets try Greece.

Husband : Now, what the hell is wrong with Vaseline ???

Lol,

One morning my Secretary says to me " Hey Boss, have U ever rubbed vasekine onto your cock?" I almost choke and ask her " Why on earth would you ask that?" She says "Well, I had a chapped lip yesterday and today it's totally gone"

On 2018-07-17 10:55:08 john_adams said:
She used vaseline to give me a handjob , i came 3 times later in the shower trying to wash it off

Lol

On 2018-07-17 11:21:28 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
A market researcher called at a house and his knock
was answered by a young woman with three small
children running around her. He asked her if she minded
replying to his questions and she agreed.
He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if
she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it,
she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer
was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because
everyone uses our product and they always say they use
it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but
I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've
been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use
it?"
"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

Hahaha

On 2018-07-17 11:38:12 BendOver said:
One morning my Secretary says to me " Hey Boss, have U ever rubbed vasekine onto your cock?" I almost choke and ask her " Why on earth would you ask that?" She says "Well, I had a chapped lip yesterday and today it's totally gone"

LOL...