A friend of mine was telling me about the time she had a one night stand and how it was the worst sex that she's ever had.

Women, being the considerate creatures that they are, sometimes put on a performance for men when it comes to their climax. Sometimes they moan and groan more than they're actually feeling to boost our sensitive egos.

This was the case according to her when she met up with this guy. During their moments of pleasure, she said that she was faking every moan because she didn't want him to feel bad about not being able to satisfy her. Instead of just enjoying the moment in silence, the guy then whispered into her ear 'I told you that you wouldn't be able to handle it'.

Not sure how she reacted at the time, but she couldn't stop laughing about it afterwards. So my question is, what's the most arrogant thing you've heard from someone who thought they rocked your world, but in fact didnt do anything?

'I bet nobody gives it as good as I do'.....said while he is going at my pussy as if his hand is a jackhammer. Followed by a sticking his tongue down my throat as if he wanted to taste what I had for breakfast and muffing me as if his mouth is an Electrolux.
I have plenty of stories that I laugh about. One of the worst at sex clients was at a pub I frequent. He was so loud and the life and soul of his party crowd. And I had to keep.in my laughter cos I remembered how he sucked on the booking. And I was with a friend who knows nothing about my purple life. I just had to sit with a straight face. Next And ime he came he said he was worried I would acknowledge him. Not on your life....I was worried people would think I know him and my reputation would be out the window

On 2018-07-19 07:19:23 Bbw Nadia said:
'I bet nobody gives it as good as I do'.....said while he is going at my pussy as if his hand is a jackhammer. Followed by a sticking his tongue down my throat as if he wanted to taste what I had for breakfast and muffing me as if his mouth is an Electrolux.

Lmao @ Nadia

On 2018-07-19 07:19:23 Bbw Nadia said:
'I bet nobody gives it as good as I do'.....

Hahahahaha!! Mighty bold of him. Hahahaha!

It actually come up quite regularly and some guys are good, no lie, but thinking he is the only good one.....oooh heh eh!
YCF thanks for starting this thread. I have laughed so hard in the last few minutes thinking of all the funny bad sex moments.

Lol Nadia u made my day

On 2018-07-19 07:30:42 Bbw Nadia said:
It actually come up quite regularly and some guys are good, no lie, but thinking he is the only good one.....oooh heh eh!
YCF thanks for starting this thread. I have laughed so hard in the last few minutes thinking of all the funny bad sex moments.

Please share them :)

On 2018-07-19 07:42:53 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
On 2018-07-19 07:30:42 Bbw Nadia said: It actually come up quite regularly and some guys are good, no lie, but thinking he is the only good one.....oooh heh eh!
YCF thanks for starting this thread. I have laughed so hard in the last few minutes thinking of all the funny bad sex moments.

Please share them :)

I agree... Sharing is caring.

Worst I had was fresh out of High school. Girl told me that she sucks a mean cock and she'd love to show me. Well who am I to turn down that invite, so off we went.

I should have picked up that this wasn't going to go well when she kissed me. She literally stuck her tongue in my mouth and just left it there.... No movement, nada. when that weird experience was over she got on her knees, took me in her mouth, and just sat there... no head bobbing, no tongue movement. Stood like that for what felt like an eternity. When I felt the semi that I had starting to disappear, I politely told her that I couldn't possibly take any more of her awesome technique and needed to leave as I don't want to embarrass myself.

I have NO idea what she was trying to do.

There is always a better than the best............

On 2018-07-19 11:33:56 Witboy said:
On 2018-07-19 07:42:53 YourChunkyFunkiness said: On 2018-07-19 07:30:42 Bbw Nadia said: It actually come up quite regularly and some guys are good, no lie, but thinking he is the only good one.....oooh heh eh!
YCF thanks for starting this thread. I have laughed so hard in the last few minutes thinking of all the funny bad sex moments.

Please share them :)

I agree... Sharing is caring.

Worst I had was fresh out of High school. Girl told me that she sucks a mean cock and she'd love to show me. Well who am I to turn down that invite, so off we went.

I should have picked up that this wasn't going to go well when she kissed me. She literally stuck her tongue in my mouth and just left it there.... No movement, nada. when that weird experience was over she got on her knees, took me in her mouth, and just sat there... no head bobbing, no tongue movement. Stood like that for what felt like an eternity. When I felt the semi that I had starting to disappear, I politely told her that I couldn't possibly take any more of her awesome technique and needed to leave as I don't want to embarrass myself.

I have NO idea what she was trying to do.

At least you spared her feelings!! Hahahaha