My dream bike (that I will never own) is a KTM Superduke. Shit......I would love to ride one before I die ....of natural causes. Is there any guy or girl who owns one? Can I borrow/ have / take it for half a day (even longer...LMAO)?
If its a ladies bike...I can massage you (obviously the best massage) or something?
If it is a guy s bike....I can pay (money).......or if you also want a massage its cool. Just happy endings and shit....no other extras.
"Dammn...hope this works" (talking to myself)
Edited: 2018-07-22 13:17:39
We are indeed a family on ESA ... well sort of .. letting each other into our personal space most probably counts for that !!!
Borrowing a bike is like borrowing your wife .. best sernario ... maybe you can score a lift or something !!!
For the happy ending if it is a guy .. well .. that is not so far fetched .. we have some real man sluts among us in the ESA family ... lol !!!
Ps: I do not have a bike at all ... sorry buddy ... lol !!!
On 2018-07-22 12:52:26 Minime V10.1 said:
Seen as we are all family and stuff....and everybody is awesome (except that one guy)....
My dream bike (that I will never own) is a KTM Superduke. Shit......I would love to ride one before I die ....of natural causes. Is there any guy or girl who owns one? Can I borrow/ have / take it for half a day (even longer...LMAO)?
If its a ladies bike...I can massage you (obviously the best massage) or something?
If it is a guy s bike....I can pay (money).......or if you also want a massage its cool. Just happy endings and shit....no other extras.
"Dammn...hope this works" (talking to myself)
Bwahahaha....
Edited: 2018-07-22 15:44:20
Do you know how to ride a bike ?. The last thing you want to do is to let the bike fall next to/on you.
It is kinda like asking "Can I sleep with your wife/girlfriend ?", but who knows, perhaps someone can assist.
On 2018-07-22 15:43:42 lookingforfun29 said:
The question is Minime...
Do you know how to ride a bike ?.
Got the basic idea yes (foooooooock...all those levers and shit!!!)
On 2018-07-22 15:51:34 Minime V10.1 said:
Got the basic idea yes (foooooooock...all those levers and shit!!!)
Great, but keep in mind, you got to remember all that shit and still try and look cool while doing it.
On 2018-07-22 14:37:39 jotopper said:
I have seen some strange shit in my life.But someone willing to pay to ride a KTM is just plain sick
Bwahaha...you guys are really making me laugh today!
On 2018-07-22 16:18:36 Veronica Franco said:
On 2018-07-22 14:37:39 jotopper said: I have seen some strange shit in my life.But someone willing to pay to ride a KTM is just plain sick
Bwahaha...you guys are really making me laugh today!
Lol! Me too Veronica. Minime never stop dreaming. Sometimes dreams become a reality!
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