Edited: 2018-07-22 14:51:42
On 2018-07-21 22:18:45 Miss Barbie Doll said:
But some guys always ran away from me before i get done with them,yeah boys stop cheating on me you bad boys.by the way pussy is still juice if you beg or buy me airtime i might show you the video lol.
Lol I have the same problem, they ask how many times they can cum then after first round they get scared and dash for that shower. Cuddles and hugs and wishing for a long hard ....hour or two or three
Working for a venue you need to stick to the hour that was booked but I try to make the most of the time I have with my client. Showering together, getting things set up in a matter of 2 minutes top. I give my client 50 minutes of spoil with 5 min before and after for showering... and like I say I enjoy showering together. Have I gone over my time before? Lol yes and then it's like a mad rush getting dressed and out of the room! But this is all worth it after an amazing session ;)
On 2018-07-21 15:55:06 Longstretch said:
I wonder if anyone on this thread has ever asked any of the working girls in Umhlanga how long an hour booking actually is? Lol. If anyone has ever visited some of the scammers you'll know EXACTLY what I mean!
Scenario illustrated as follows:
Client gets to the girl's room. Girl asks for money up front. Client pays for a FULL hour. Girl exits the room. Client gets undressed and waits for 15 minutes lying naked on the bed. Girl returns after 15 minutes. Pops head through door. Smiles at naked client with her golden teeth. Girl apologises she forgot condoms (wtf)? Girl leaves the room again. Girl comes back after another 15 minutes. Girl must've gone to shop to buy said condoms while client was lying naked on the bed with a limp dick. So girl returns to room..again. Finally. Some hope! But 30 mins have passed.
Girl undresses and then spends another 10 mins talking about her sad life and how her BF left her (well can you really blame the poor sod?) and she's broke. Client can't help but wondering how THIS RARE GEM who treats her clients so WELL (SARCASM intended) can possibly be broke?
Sooooo, after 40 mins long painful minutes of this painful hour booking, the client then tries to kiss girl. Girl explains no kissing allowed (yet this contradicts what was agreed upon between client and girl on the pre-booking phone call). So client tries to touch girl's tiny boobs. Again off limits. Well that's just great.
Ok. So client asks for a BJ. Oh no. Wait a minute. Girl doesn't offer that service either. Once again, client is confused. Girl said on the phone it was offered. So girl offers client a handjob to get the client hard for the deed. Girl looks for baby oil. Can't find it in the cupboard. Girl leaves the room again. Oh boy.. here we go again.
Girl returns with oil. Her phone rings, she answers (it's probably her next unsuspecting victim calling). She smiles at the gob smacked naked limp dicked client lying on the bed..she starts tugging on clients dick like she's trying to unclog a drain, all the while explaining to the guy on the phone that she offers a lovely unrushed hour with full GFE experience including kissing, lots of teasing foreplay and blowjob.
Client ponders the meaning of life at this point, lies back in this den of lies and tries to find his happy place.
After 5 minutes of hand tugging client starts to feel his dick starting to get hard. Then
Then
Then.just before he can ask the girl to slip the condom on,
"Knock knock. who's there?"
oh crap. wait a minute. Now even louder knocking at the door. Girl says it's the manager. Times almost up. Girl tells client to hurry up and come quick. Her next appointment is waiting.. #facepalm moment.
Client starts to wonder what he did wrong in his life to deserve this? Client contemplates giving up punting for life and finding an actual GF. After all, it cant be worse than all this right?
Hope reading all this was more entertaining than my hour booking with the hidden Umhlanga gem ;)
This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry you had to experience that. Keep your chin mate!
On 2018-07-23 10:56:55 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
On 2018-07-21 15:55:06 Longstretch said: I wonder if anyone on this thread has ever asked any of the working girls in Umhlanga how long an hour booking actually is? Lol. If anyone has ever visited some of the scammers you'll know EXACTLY what I mean!
Scenario illustrated as follows:
Client gets to the girl's room. Girl asks for money up front. Client pays for a FULL hour. Girl exits the room. Client gets undressed and waits for 15 minutes lying naked on the bed. Girl returns after 15 minutes. Pops head through door. Smiles at naked client with her golden teeth. Girl apologises she forgot condoms (wtf)? Girl leaves the room again. Girl comes back after another 15 minutes. Girl must've gone to shop to buy said condoms while client was lying naked on the bed with a limp dick. So girl returns to room..again. Finally. Some hope! But 30 mins have passed.
Girl undresses and then spends another 10 mins talking about her sad life and how her BF left her (well can you really blame the poor sod?) and she's broke. Client can't help but wondering how THIS RARE GEM who treats her clients so WELL (SARCASM intended) can possibly be broke?
Sooooo, after 40 mins long painful minutes of this painful hour booking, the client then tries to kiss girl. Girl explains no kissing allowed (yet this contradicts what was agreed upon between client and girl on the pre-booking phone call). So client tries to touch girl's tiny boobs. Again off limits. Well that's just great.
Ok. So client asks for a BJ. Oh no. Wait a minute. Girl doesn't offer that service either. Once again, client is confused. Girl said on the phone it was offered. So girl offers client a handjob to get the client hard for the deed. Girl looks for baby oil. Can't find it in the cupboard. Girl leaves the room again. Oh boy.. here we go again.
Girl returns with oil. Her phone rings, she answers (it's probably her next unsuspecting victim calling). She smiles at the gob smacked naked limp dicked client lying on the bed..she starts tugging on clients dick like she's trying to unclog a drain, all the while explaining to the guy on the phone that she offers a lovely unrushed hour with full GFE experience including kissing, lots of teasing foreplay and blowjob.
Client ponders the meaning of life at this point, lies back in this den of lies and tries to find his happy place.
After 5 minutes of hand tugging client starts to feel his dick starting to get hard. Then
Then
Then.just before he can ask the girl to slip the condom on,
"Knock knock. who's there?"
oh crap. wait a minute. Now even louder knocking at the door. Girl says it's the manager. Times almost up. Girl tells client to hurry up and come quick. Her next appointment is waiting.. #facepalm moment.
Client starts to wonder what he did wrong in his life to deserve this? Client contemplates giving up punting for life and finding an actual GF. After all, it cant be worse than all this right?
Hope reading all this was more entertaining than my hour booking with the hidden Umhlanga gem ;)
This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry you had to experience that. Keep your chin up mate!
On 2018-07-21 15:55:06 Longstretch said:
Client starts to wonder what he did wrong in his life to deserve this? Client contemplates giving up punting for life and finding an actual GF. After all, it cant be worse than all this right?
Unfortunately this is ultimately what happens. Sorry about your experience. Best is not to return and to find some real gems. Trust me, they're out there.
Was standing chatting with the owner in the living room. Out of the one room comes this lady running in nothing but a towel wrapped around her. Ran past us, grabbed a full bottle of oil from a drawer, ran to me, gives me a nice hug and shouts "Hi GK!!!". Then runs back to the room where she obviously was busy with a booking and ran out of oil.
I found this very amusing. Only words I could get in after her hug and greeting was "Damn XYZ! Something just came up when you hugged me!" She just laughed and ran back to the room.
You really should start a career in comedy writing , I am cracking up here , two and a half men funny , really
Edited: 2018-07-23 11:17:09
Do you want to pay me for a 45 min session in stead of an hour or do you want me to massage you for the time that's left?
Normally they will still pay me for the hour no matter the 5 or 10 min left on the clock... but I think more punters become clock watchers than SP's... saying that... Should I really enjoy a chat or glass of wine afterwards... Ill never charge extra... but a punter is so quick to complaint about a 5 or 10 min...
On 2018-07-23 11:14:27 Ms Paige said:
My hour is 60 min... BUT... should you finish earlier, which often happens in my sessions, thanks to my HUGE mirror, watching your own porn... (what a turn on) I'll give you 2 options...
Do you want to pay me for a 45 min session in stead of an hour or do you want me to massage you for the time that's left?
Normally they will still pay me for the hour no matter the 5 or 10 min left on the clock... but I think more punters become clock watchers than SP's...
Watching Miss Paige in the mirror for an hour? Is an experience like that even good for the heart? I mean, can one really enjoy that kind of excitement for that long without suffering a hear attack?
On 2018-07-21 15:55:06 Longstretch said:
I wonder if anyone on this thread has ever asked any of the working girls in Umhlanga how long an hour booking actually is? Lol. If anyone has ever visited some of the scammers you'll know EXACTLY what I mean!
Scenario illustrated as follows:
Client gets to the girl's room. Girl asks for money up front. Client pays for a FULL hour. Girl exits the room. Client gets undressed and waits for 15 minutes lying naked on the bed. Girl returns after 15 minutes. Pops head through door. Smiles at naked client with her golden teeth. Girl apologises she forgot condoms (wtf)? Girl leaves the room again. Girl comes back after another 15 minutes. Girl must've gone to shop to buy said condoms while client was lying naked on the bed with a limp dick. So girl returns to room..again. Finally. Some hope! But 30 mins have passed.
Girl undresses and then spends another 10 mins talking about her sad life and how her BF left her (well can you really blame the poor sod?) and she's broke. Client can't help but wondering how THIS RARE GEM who treats her clients so WELL (SARCASM intended) can possibly be broke?
Sooooo, after 40 mins long painful minutes of this painful hour booking, the client then tries to kiss girl. Girl explains no kissing allowed (yet this contradicts what was agreed upon between client and girl on the pre-booking phone call). So client tries to touch girl's tiny boobs. Again off limits. Well that's just great.
Ok. So client asks for a BJ. Oh no. Wait a minute. Girl doesn't offer that service either. Once again, client is confused. Girl said on the phone it was offered. So girl offers client a handjob to get the client hard for the deed. Girl looks for baby oil. Can't find it in the cupboard. Girl leaves the room again. Oh boy.. here we go again.
Girl returns with oil. Her phone rings, she answers (it's probably her next unsuspecting victim calling). She smiles at the gob smacked naked limp dicked client lying on the bed..she starts tugging on clients dick like she's trying to unclog a drain, all the while explaining to the guy on the phone that she offers a lovely unrushed hour with full GFE experience including kissing, lots of teasing foreplay and blowjob.
Client ponders the meaning of life at this point, lies back in this den of lies and tries to find his happy place.
After 5 minutes of hand tugging client starts to feel his dick starting to get hard. Then
Then
Then.just before he can ask the girl to slip the condom on,
"Knock knock. who's there?"
oh crap. wait a minute. Now even louder knocking at the door. Girl says it's the manager. Times almost up. Girl tells client to hurry up and come quick. Her next appointment is waiting.. #facepalm moment.
Client starts to wonder what he did wrong in his life to deserve this? Client contemplates giving up punting for life and finding an actual GF. After all, it cant be worse than all this right?
Hope reading all this was more entertaining than my hour booking with the hidden Umhlanga gem ;)
Lmao...no wonder clients from the coast are always begging us to go down! Why is this such a prevalent thing at the coast? It reminds me of GREYWHITES necrophiliac experience, lol. Weird...I think we work very hard up in the Highveld in comparison!
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