On 2018-07-30 12:57:56 Burfi said:
Girls! DON'T pretend to be another girl!

Girls! DON'T call me after one single meeting asking for a loan. After knowing you for barely 60min it ain't cool

Girls! DON'T gossip bad shit about other ladies while we in a booking. It says more about you actually

So can we ask for a loan after the second meeting then? Lmao

@Burfi ROFLMFAO...especially the doggy style fumes LOL.
On a serious note this topic was started by a MG so for all the MG out there...
Dont eat into my booking time to do other stuff not in any way beneficial to me.
Dont advertise your massage skills and have little to NO massage skills at all.

On 2018-07-30 12:53:20 Veronica Franco said:


Jesus, thats rough...sorry Burfi. Someone I know married a woman that broke his virginity because of his religious beliefs...as she was about to cum, she said "I wish it was bigger"....imagine marrying a woman that said that to you on your first time?

you actually know the one WG, lol! The other was a no-name crappy experience from a newspaper advert somewhere in Pta close to Muckleneuk area.

But ladies in this industry are quite happy with me and my little fella ;-)

On 2018-07-30 13:09:03 Burfi said:
On 2018-07-30 12:53:20 Veronica Franco said:

Jesus, thats rough...sorry Burfi. Someone I know married a woman that broke his virginity because of his religious beliefs...as she was about to cum, she said "I wish it was bigger"....imagine marrying a woman that said that to you on your first time?


you actually know the one WG, lol! The other was a no-name crappy experience from a newspaper advert somewhere in Pta close to Muckleneuk area.

But ladies in this industry are quite happy with me and my little fella ;-)

I like little fellas...they know what they're doing! ;)

On 2018-07-30 13:01:34 Veronica Franco said:



So can we ask for a loan after the second meeting then? Lmao

Only from newbie punter.

For punters who has some punting experience wait till after at least 4 bookings. That way you'll know he is a fucknut and will quickly agree to a loan becoz we like the punani

DON'T say you offer a GFE if you are going to lie there like a wet dish towel ;)

DON'T bait and switch :( even if you do not show your face on your profile we can recognise when we are being duped.

DO prepare beforehand if you offer greek. We do not want to have a shit covered dick :(

This has happened to me sadly. Thank fuck for condoms!

On 2018-07-30 13:27:23 Amsohornee said:
DO prepare beforehand if you offer greek. We do not want to have a shit covered dick :(

This has happened to me sadly. Thank fuck for condoms!

Bawahahahaha... what a shit experience... :))))

On 2018-07-30 13:25:50 Amsohornee said:
DON'T bait and switch :( even if you do not show your face on your profile we can recognise when we are being duped.

Almost happened to me...another girl answered my phone and pretended to be me and made a booking...I had a shit fit but I was booked already and the client was on his way! Thank God he cancelled. I do promote the other ladies from my calls and I don't mind them answering my phone while I'm busy, but there's no way in hell someone could pretend to be me as I show face and tattoos etc. Never been my thing...honesty all the way!