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jjsoap - Re: Joke of the day
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Posted: 2018-08-01 20:06:41

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.


What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.


JustMike
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Posted: 2018-08-01 20:17:33

Now I wanna be in Nikkita's dream
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Posted: 2018-08-01 20:22:39

[QUOTE;1342529;JustMike] Now I wanna be in Nikkita's dream[/QUOTE

At least you safe, she is only a pillow-eater, not a man-eater
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Posted: 2018-08-01 20:24:25
Edited: 2018-08-01 20:24:54

On 2018-08-01 20:22:39 jjsoap said:
[QUOTE;1342529;JustMike] At least you safe, she is only a pillow-eater, not a man-eater



Don't be so sure about that remark ... lol !!!
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Posted: 2018-08-01 20:39:20

On 2018-08-01 20:24:25 BOOBS53 said:
On 2018-08-01 20:22:39 jjsoap said: [QUOTE;1342529;JustMike] At least you safe, she is only a pillow-eater, not a man-eater

Don't be so sure about that remark ... lol !!!



wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
Nakita
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Posted: 2018-08-02 10:03:03

On 2018-08-01 19:51:38 jjsoap said:
What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!


Hehehehehehe
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Posted: 2018-08-02 11:24:25

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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Posted: 2018-08-02 12:07:55

On 2018-08-02 11:24:25 uwillwantme said:
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.



Heheheheheheh awesome one ..
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Posted: 2018-08-02 12:10:11

On 2018-08-01 20:39:20 jjsoap said:
On 2018-08-01 20:24:25 BOOBS53 said: On 2018-08-01 20:22:39 jjsoap said: [QUOTE;1342529;JustMike] At least you safe, she is only a pillow-eater, not a man-eater

Don't be so sure about that remark ... lol !!!
Eat man for breakfast lol..

wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater

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Posted: 2018-08-02 12:10:47

All dorty minds thing alike...poor bananna

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