What size are your boobs/waist/shoes/etc
(All timewasters ask these)

How much do you squirt? (How long is a piece of string??)

Kisses, Mynx

On 2018-08-02 16:40:05 Veronica Franco said:
Whatsapp enquiry...what are you doing?

Really? Maybe I'm on the toilet or biting my toenails or squeezing blackheads....why the fuck would that interest you? :)))) lmao

U can bite yor toenails?

On 2018-08-03 08:08:46 J_69 said:


U can bite yor toenails?

Boss, now *that* is a question you *DON'T* want an answer to!

On 2018-08-03 11:54:40 Burfi said:
On 2018-08-03 08:08:46 J_69 said:

U can bite yor toenails?



Boss, now *that* is a question you *DON'T* want an answer to!

I think I can...only problem is the view and it's really uncomfortable lmao!
Rather use a clipper or something.

Or just a HI....
Like dude what should I make of this intresting conversation?
Where is this heading?

Do I have shower facilities ..?
No please stand outside so I can splash some water on you..

Do I have a BF..
Do I take drugs...
Do I work after hours...like 3 in the morning wtf?
How long have I been doing this....?
Can I give a good head.... (don't know I haven't got one of my own to suck on) lol

On 2018-08-03 13:40:48 Meg said:


Do I have shower facilities ..?
No please stand outside so I can splash some water on you..

I always ask this? Reason being that I have been to a well known venue and when I got there they didn't have any. So I turned around and left. Now I make a point on asking if facilities are available (if not mentioned in profile)

On 2018-08-03 14:27:09 Witboy said:
On 2018-08-03 13:40:48 Meg said:

Do I have shower facilities ..?
No please stand outside so I can splash some water on you..



I always ask this? Reason being that I have been to a well known venue and when I got there they didn't have any. So I turned around and left. Now I make a point on asking if facilities are available (if not mentioned in profile)

How can't there be any bathing or shower facilities?
How does the ladies clean up?
If it stats work private then usually it has one of the above?
Or am I wrong?

On 2018-08-03 15:12:45 Meg said:


How can't there be any bathing or shower facilities?
How does the ladies clean up?
If it stats work private then usually it has one of the above?
Or am I wrong?

That was exactly my thought and the reason I left. I feel like an idiot every time I ask, but I'm not driving the 50 odd km just to turn around again.

The girl at the venue just looked at me like I was crazy because I asked if I could have a shower before we start. "You should have showered before you came" was her reply.

Omw.
Sorry ive never heard this before.
Well it happened twice at my old venue when they where working on pipes.
But I prefer not taking calls or bookings because I NEED MY BATH.
There's no way one can work without cleaning yourself.

Ps I prefer all my clients take a shower before the session starts.
Do they think you have shower facilities at work???

Or
...do you have a toilet I can use? (Those were his exact words)
No, here we pee under the lemon tree.

On 2018-08-03 15:28:44 Meg said:
Omw.
Sorry ive never heard this before.
Well it happened twice at my old venue when they where working on pipes.
But I prefer not taking calls or bookings because I NEED MY BATH.
There's no way one can work without cleaning yourself.

Ps I prefer all my clients take a shower before the session starts.
Do they think you have shower facilities at work???

Yeah, I keep it in my boot with all my other tools. lmao

I kid you not. They really told me there aren't any facilities available. (no explanation though)

I prefer to take a shower before the session as well. It just makes me feel much more comfortable and I don't have to worry about smelling like sweat while there is a beautiful lady all over me.