On 2018-10-08 12:17:56 semensquirter said:
On 2018-10-08 11:52:06 Done_It_All said: Due to advice on this forum I started using a punting phone.
The wifey was asked by our service provider of she would like to Fica the new phone separately or in addition to the phones already on my name.
Apparently they couldn't contact me so phoned her number.
Sweated blood for a few hours until I realised it was the kids birthday in a weeks time so the punting phone is now his and I am once again father of the year

Get a sim card from a Pakistani cell phone shop. No rica nonsense...
I'ts registered to some Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

Bwahahahahahahhaha top1

On 2018-10-08 16:03:20 2cool4u007 said:
On 2018-10-08 12:30:35 @tate said: Got home drunk one saturday, wifey was out with friends and thought i could browse esa while waiting. Next thing i hear the shower running, i must have dozed off while the laptop was on my lap and esa pages still open. I was sweating like a pig waiting for wifey to finish showering and for all hell to break loose..Luckily she had not bothered to check the screen she came in...it was all smiles and complaints about snoring.

She probably did see it & didnt care cause she was showering after being out with "friends" lol

@2cool4u007 youre beginning to start

@2cool: you are evil...

This past Saturday went to a business conference at Killarney Country club and after that went to see Bella from norwood. got home and while the wife was busy I went for a shower (always prefer showering at home after a punt) , as I got out she ask why I am showering again (she saw me showering in the morning), she started getting suspicious telling me I don't normally do this and what was I up to. I told her the car was parked in the sun for 3 hrs and I was 15 min in the car trying to get out of the venue, so was perspiring a lot. At night again she brought it up and told her I always shower went I get back from work also when it is very hot.
Anyway I think I got away with it this time, but need to be more careful....lol

Jonesyw1: I smell a shit storm brewing! One thing the wife's do not do is forget!

Jones my man, u never got away with shit, she's eagle eyed now my man: any slight change in behaviour will be detected by her radar

On 2018-10-10 11:47:35 J_69 said:
Jones my man, u never got away with shit, she's eagle eyed now my man: any slight change in behaviour will be detected by her radar

Wait until she discovers that you shaved your pubes!

On 2018-10-10 12:16:56 semensquirter said:
On 2018-10-10 11:47:35 J_69 said: Jones my man, u never got away with shit, she's eagle eyed now my man: any slight change in behaviour will be detected by her radar

Wait until she discovers that you shaved your pubes!

True story

On 2018-10-10 11:32:37 jonesyw1 said:
This past Saturday went to a business conference at Killarney Country club and after that went to see Bella from norwood. got home and while the wife was busy I went for a shower (always prefer showering at home after a punt) , as I got out she ask why I am showering again (she saw me showering in the morning), she started getting suspicious telling me I don't normally do this and what was I up to. I told her the car was parked in the sun for 3 hrs and I was 15 min in the car trying to get out of the venue, so was perspiring a lot. At night again she brought it up and told her I always shower went I get back from work also when it is very hot.
Anyway I think I got away with it this time, but need to be more careful....lol

She's on to you. Now she's going to start the investigation while letting you feel that nothing is wrong. Then, when she has all the info...BAM!

If you want to remain married to your wife I would suggest quitting the lifestyle for a while.

Advice noted, will lay low for a month or 2.