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Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 11:56:07
A Catholic girl goes into confession and tells the priest "Father I am pregnant ".
"How did this happened my child ?" he asks her.
"I think it's the second coming" she says.
Rather taken aback her explanation, he asked her, "Now why would you think it's the second coming?"
She said " BECAUSE I SWALLOWED THE FIRST ONE !!!"
"How did this happened my child ?" he asks her.
"I think it's the second coming" she says.
Rather taken aback her explanation, he asked her, "Now why would you think it's the second coming?"
She said " BECAUSE I SWALLOWED THE FIRST ONE !!!"
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 12:16:42
Good one ... BOOBS53
LMFAO
LMFAO
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 14:27:18
Hahahaha
Brilliant Mr BOOBS53
Brilliant Mr BOOBS53
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 14:59:16
Bwhahahaha
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 17:57:01
Great one JP!!
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 19:18:46
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the 19th hole.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: R15.00
HAMBURGER: R15.00
CHEESEBURGER: R 25.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: R 18.50
HAND-JOB: R 250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons the attractive bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?
She looks into his wrinkled eyes, and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I certainly am."
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,
"Well then, be sure to wash your hands really well, because I want the cheeseburger"
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: R15.00
HAMBURGER: R15.00
CHEESEBURGER: R 25.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: R 18.50
HAND-JOB: R 250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons the attractive bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?
She looks into his wrinkled eyes, and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I certainly am."
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,
"Well then, be sure to wash your hands really well, because I want the cheeseburger"
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-05 23:36:43
"How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?"
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 2019-02-06 10:38:09
Better play the body, yours and clients' and the money will get deposited in the bank for sure.
On 2019-02-05 23:36:43 Kimmylee said:
"How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?"
Better play the body, yours and clients' and the money will get deposited in the bank for sure.
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