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Posted: 2019-03-07 12:31:38

obad_savage presents an interview

Host: "Is an egg a vegetable or a fruit?"

Man: "It's a fruit!"

Host: "It's a fruit. So why is it not a vegetable?

Man: "Because the chicken was fruitful!"

WTF??????!.....lmaaaao



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Posted: 2019-03-11 11:16:54

Slap her pussy with your dick gently,before you slide it in.It's rude to just enter without knocking
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Posted: 2019-03-12 22:03:05

"Day 284 without sex

Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound."
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Posted: 2019-03-12 22:08:37

On 2018-07-24 20:37:55 goonerboy_41 said:
2 men chatting:'Do u look at your wife's face when u have sex?''I did once & she looked really angry.''Why angry?''Cos she was watching from the window!



I cried I was laughing so much lol
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Posted: 2019-03-12 23:19:07

2 termites in a bar.

1 ask the other one, "Where is the bar-tender" . . .


Yawn
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Posted: 2019-03-15 14:38:36
Edited: 2019-03-15 14:40:08

Ever gave it some thought why vegetarians don't make any noises during sex .... they don't want to admit that a piece of meat taste so good :)
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Posted: 2019-03-16 11:13:18

WITHOUT PREJUDICE

How do Slum-Ous like their eggs ?

Sunni side up
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Posted: 2019-03-18 10:02:48

I said to my GF. Before we met I was promiscuous. She said, Thats OK I love Greek Mythology
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On 2019-03-18 10:02:48 J_69 said:
I said to my GF. Before we met I was promiscuous. She said, Thats OK I love Greek Mythology



LOL...
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Posted: 2019-03-18 10:19:07

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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