A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you; I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!"

Funny stuff

Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at a well-known golf course on the edge of Johannesburg, when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.

The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his penis.

The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'

The second lady, gazes at his penis and says, 'He is not mine either.'

After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this golf club'

My wife and I were concerned about the small size of our 5 year old's penis so we took him to the doctor.

Doctor says not to worry, just give him pancakes for breakfast. Little one heard this.

Next morning he comes down for breakfast to find a big stack of pancakes on the table.

"Yippee" he shouts. "So much pancakes for me!"

"Take 2" says my wife. "The rest are for your father!"

Sounds a lot like I am that father .. lol !!!

On 2019-05-28 21:15:05 rhee69 said:
My wife and I were concerned about the small size of our 5 year old's penis so we took him to the doctor.

Doctor says not to worry, just give him pancakes for breakfast. Little one heard this.

Next morning he comes down for breakfast to find a big stack of pancakes on the table.

"Yippee" he shouts. "So much pancakes for me!"

"Take 2" says my wife. "The rest are for your father!"

Sounds like I'm going to HAVE to start eating some pancakes.....

Pancakes for me for the next couple of weeks .. lol !!!

A guy's sitting at the bar, looking very depressed. His friend asks him what's wrong.
"You know, I'm so use to having sex with Working Girls, last night after having sex with my wife, I paid her."
"Is that what's got you so down?" asks his friend.
"No," the man replied. "She gave me change"

3yo: mom, you like penis?
Mom:what?
3yo: you like penis?
Mom:
3yo:mom?
Mom:
3yo:here, take some
Mom:oh peanuts, yes I like peanuts, I'll have some.
3yo: take all the penis
Mom: it's peanuts. say it with me...pea-nuts
3yo: penis penis penis
Mom:
3yo: mom you like penis?
Mom: yes baby, your mom likes penis.

LMAO...kids though
Legs crossed #penispenispenis