Maybe not a fail, but strange:

"You don't fuck like a white guy"

and my favorite, from a Chinese lady:

"You long time fucker"

On 2019-06-11 19:48:56 Valintino said:
On 2019-06-11 16:55:50 JustJay11 said: On 2019-06-11 16:15:51 Valintino said: On 2019-06-11 13:21:57

Hey Lindsay.. Calm down girl. You might trip on your own failed comments. LOLLLL

Everyone else here is taking it lightly, but it looks like you're tripping.

Life's too short, as someone said.

Hold on there, Newbie. This thread is about failed compliments and the inadvertent ways some people make others feel shitty.

Lindsay simply shared her experience, and her experience was invalidated and then mansplained back to her as if she didn't have the intellectual capacity to contribute objectively to the conversation, by someone who (in my personal view) felt particularly singled out for reasons only he can attempt to justify.

So let's dial back on the bullshit of trying to make Lindsay feel crap for affirming her position, Newbie. If her experience makes anyone uncomfortable then that's a conversation he/she should be having with themselves.

@jastjay
Hahaha..... Hey I'm quite sure you're that same granny that was ranting about pubic hairs the other day.? LOLLL that was really funny...

BUT I must say I enjoy your comments and the way you always so quickly suck up to some wgs and try to make yourself look like the "machoman"....lolll

BUT it's OK. Your secrets safe with me. Hey it's a new south Africa and everyone's coming out the closet. So don't feel so bad granny.

Hey you can take your hand of Lindsey's mouth now and let her speak. I'm sure her comments were due to her off day or constipation or something.

BUT no worries gran.

Love to all... Xxx

Is it just me or is this Valintino guy a really shitty guy? Tjerrr bra the winter cold must've inverted your penis and it's got you lashing out.

On 2019-06-13 19:27:50 SwysVanSchalkW said:
On 2019-06-11 19:48:56 Valintino said: On 2019-06-11 16:55:50 JustJay11 said: On 2019-06-11 16:15:51 Valintino said: On 2019-06-11 13:21:57

Hey Lindsay.. Calm down girl. You might trip on your own failed comments. LOLLLL

Everyone else here is taking it lightly, but it looks like you're tripping.

Life's too short, as someone said.

Hold on there, Newbie. This thread is about failed compliments and the inadvertent ways some people make others feel shitty.

Lindsay simply shared her experience, and her experience was invalidated and then mansplained back to her as if she didn't have the intellectual capacity to contribute objectively to the conversation, by someone who (in my personal view) felt particularly singled out for reasons only he can attempt to justify.

So let's dial back on the bullshit of trying to make Lindsay feel crap for affirming her position, Newbie. If her experience makes anyone uncomfortable then that's a conversation he/she should be having with themselves.

@jastjay
Hahaha..... Hey I'm quite sure you're that same granny that was ranting about pubic hairs the other day.? LOLLL that was really funny...

BUT I must say I enjoy your comments and the way you always so quickly suck up to some wgs and try to make yourself look like the "machoman"....lolll

BUT it's OK. Your secrets safe with me. Hey it's a new south Africa and everyone's coming out the closet. So don't feel so bad granny.

Hey you can take your hand of Lindsey's mouth now and let her speak. I'm sure her comments were due to her off day or constipation or something.

BUT no worries gran.

Love to all... Xxx

Is it just me or is this Valintino guy a really shitty guy? Tjerrr bra the winter cold must've inverted your penis and it's got you lashing out.

Lollll....
It looks like it's just you. Looking at what you write, you must be a genius in your community.. :)))


I've been battling constipation the past two days but after seeing your brilliant comment, I feel like having a good dump now. Thanks buddy.

Guys kindly put your swords away please and can we please have more contributions based on the subject matter? Astronomer is trying to gather important information here.

Kind Regards
Oxytocin

"You don't talk/sound like an Indian..."

Ummm, huh?

Hi EVERYONE :)

This is my first public forum post and I'm literally praying I don't get chewed up and spat out (or worse... BANNED!) on my first attempt.

Herewith a snippet (a handful of questions preceding it) of a conversation I had recently:

[ 17:27]: And if a may bust size?
[ 17:28]: 34E
17:29]: E?
[17:29]: Yup
[17:29]: Serios?
[17:29]: Yup
[17:30] I would love to experiance that.
[17:30]: Nothing special about them. They're just big.
[ 17:34]: Thats very special because you are not

(me doing my wtf face)!

LOL.


*With all of that said... the punter I had this convo with is very sweet and was referring to - my body to bust ratio!

On 2019-06-15 23:24:26 Kayla K said:
Hi EVERYONE :)

This is my first public forum post and I'm literally praying I don't get chewed up and spat out (or worse... BANNED!) on my first attempt.

Herewith a snippet (a handful of questions preceding it) of a conversation I had recently:

[ 17:27]: And if a may bust size?
[ 17:28]: 34E
17:29]: E?
[17:29]: Yup
[17:29]: Serios?
[17:29]: Yup
[17:30] I would love to experiance that.
[17:30]: Nothing special about them. They're just big.
[ 17:34]: Thats very special because you are not

(me doing my wtf face)!

LOL.
*With all of that said... the punter I had this convo with is very sweet and was referring to - my body to bust ratio!

Welcome to the forum Kayla K.

The guy must have just been too excited and it must have been a slip of the tongue.

On 2019-06-11 11:04:51 Liam007 said:
oh what a big dick, considering you are so small, like wtf??

I have mentioned a few times on bookings...and this is for real....
Your tools is huge... it's like it was born first and you kinda grown into it.
Or; jhees it's as big as my forearm!
Yip I do compare and put it against each other just to proof my point!

That is a compliment.
It sounds so much better in afrikaans.

On 2019-06-19 11:50:01 Meg said:
On 2019-06-11 11:04:51 Liam007 said: oh what a big dick, considering you are so small, like wtf??

I have mentioned a few times on bookings...and this is for real....
Your tools is huge... it's like it was born first and you grown into it.
Or jhees it's as big as my forearm!
Yip I do compare and put it against each other just to proof my point!

That is a compliment.
It sounds so much better in afrikaans.

Don't worry Meg you will never waste that compliment on me, unless you talking about my bobajaan spanner because that is big!

On 2019-06-13 10:01:10 Arcticus said:
Maybe not a fail, but strange:

"You don't fuck like a white guy"

and my favorite, from a Chinese lady:

"You long time fucker"

You a long time fucker...that's funny!