Due to the said caller's(hereafter known as The Applicant)actions, his application to the SSS will NOT be accepted.
The Applicant has violated section 4-5 of act 10910 of the 2019 SSS Members Rules & Regulations, which clearly states that:
Any Member or Applicant caught in the act of Masturbation,in front of any electronic device possessing a camera, which includes PC's,Cell Phones,Electronic Tablets or any similar device whatsoever, will be expelled as a member and or not considered a reputable applicant of the SSS.The Applicant will now be black listed and considered a General Wanker.
The application has been "handed" over to our legal department and will be subsequently given the "boot" by Head of Administration and Legal Affairs...Mister shoeguy.

We the SSS, regret this incident since it has been caused by a possible member, and would like to convey our most sincerest apologies to the offended SP.Furthermore, we hope that you will accept our gratitude of a fruit basket from our official Gift Shop/Fruit Shop/Sex Toy Outlet which is operated by Mister daporra.

Our Chairman-Mister BOOBS53;Deputy Chairman-Mister GreyKnight and Director of Public Relations-Mister Jelebivreeter will be in contact soon.

Your Sincerely
Mister Semensquirter.
Deputy Director of Public Relations.

New lows of the desperate...wierdos all around

What would anyone benefit by doing gosh it's not like it's exciting.

On a serious note...
There are some really fucked up dudes out there.
My recent trip to Durbs, I was with my favourite Durban SP.
She told me that she does not keep her work phone on anymore, and saved few of her regular's numbers on her private phone.
There are a group of dudes that just keep sending her dick pictures and voice notes with deep moaning etc...She actually put the phone on to show me...and as soon as they saw her WhatsApp being online these pictures started coming...Eish!

On 2019-09-27 14:10:09 semensquirter said:
Due to the said caller's(hereafter known as The Applicant)actions, his application to the SSS will NOT be accepted.
The Applicant has violated section 4-5 of act 10910 of the 2019 SSS Members Rules & Regulations, which clearly states that:
Any Member or Applicant caught in the act of Masturbation,in front of any electronic device possessing a camera, which includes PC's,Cell Phones,Electronic Tablets or any similar device whatsoever, will be expelled as a member and or not considered a reputable applicant of the SSS.The Applicant will now be black listed and considered a General Wanker.
The application has been "handed" over to our legal department and will be subsequently given the "boot" by Head of Administration and Legal Affairs...Mister shoeguy.

We the SSS, regret this incident since it has been caused by a possible member, and would like to convey our most sincerest apologies to the offended SP.Furthermore, we hope that you will accept our gratitude of a fruit basket from our official Gift Shop/Fruit Shop/Sex Toy Outlet which is operated by Mister daporra.

Our Chairman-Mister BOOBS53;Deputy Chairman-Mister GreyKnight and Director of Public Relations-Mister Jelebivreeter will be in contact soon.

Your Sincerely
Mister Semensquirter.
Deputy Director of Public Relations.

This is just brilliant

i reiterate.....get a stupid small phone then they cant hassle you with lewd pics. After all the phone is for guys to call you, make appointment and thats it. I cant understand why all this whatsapp phone. I have that of course for my private number on ipad but for punting purposes i use little cheapyyyy. fuck all the messaging, call if you want app. end of

i reiterate.....get a stupid small phone then they cant hassle you with lewd pics. After all the phone is for guys to call you, make appointment and thats it. I cant understand why all this whatsapp phone. I have that of course for my private number on ipad but for punting purposes i use little cheapyyyy. fuck all the messaging, call if you want app. end of

If true caller picks up his name find his fb profile and post a screenshot of himself on his wall or PM all his friends with it

Semensquirter - brilliant !

Ss that was so funny. Made my day!!!