What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

On 2019-12-03 11:53:44 undercoverpta said:
What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

***rolling my eyes*** wait until the terrorist has pms

On 2019-12-03 11:56:00 Lupe Luxe said:
On 2019-12-03 11:53:44 undercoverpta said: What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

***rolling my eyes*** wait until the terrorist has pms

Then you are in more shit than Hitler was in.

I dropped my cactus the other day

Worst part is, I caught it

:) :) :)

A guy comes up to an assassin in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"

"Yup."

"What if you miss?"

He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..."

"Okay, well I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."

"Let's go," the assassin says.

So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.

"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."

The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.

"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks.

"Hold on a minute," said the assassin, "I think I can save you 10K".

A guy once books a WG. Invites her to the hotel and they are busy chatting and getting comfortable. Then the kissing starts and finally they both are in their birthday suits......The WG anticipated what he needed and went into the best doggy position he had ever seen.

Several minutes later, she did not feel anything. Not even his thighs against hers. She turns around and to her surprise and shock, he is standing near her feet with eyes closed and hands folded.

She asks ' what the fuck is that' ?

He says, I have been taught to pray before eating.....

:) :) :)

She said: Fuck me like a man!

So I called her Steve and put it in her ass...

Mrs Robert: Hello "co-wife

Her: And who is this calling me co-wife??


Mrs Robert : im Robert's wife,and i know you've been doing my husband sinceeeee .....

Her: sorry please its not what you think....!

Mrs Robert :Calm down;im not here to fight.since i've known about you for long and kept my cool,you have to do me this favour for once.

Her: What is it??

Mrs R : please keep Robert on Valentine's day,in fact a day and night.i have an appointment with my panadol.
You can do this little favor for me right??


Her :Gadly.You should have gone straight to the point,you almost gave me a heart attack.

Two nuns are walking down an alley at night.
Two guys jump out and start raping them.

The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing."

The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"

Me: I used to date twins

My mate: How did you tell them apart?

Me: Easy, Jen liked to wear pink and had a beauty spot on her cheek - Alex had a dick