They drove us mad with Corona...

We have become crazy.

I went to the bathroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when i returned to my table I realized ...

... I forgot to pull up my pants !!!

Just saw on the news, 97% of all make up is made in China and all supplies are shut down indefinitely ..

Fellas you are in for a rude awakening ;)

All the problems fade before a hangover.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.


Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

On 2020-03-20 16:53:32 uwillwantme said:
I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year.


Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

lol

2020 best pick up line - "I own a hand-sanitizing company"

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket!

They lied! Everyone else there had clothes on......

On 2020-03-21 13:07:22 ouman punter said:
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket!

They lied! Everyone else there had clothes on......

LoL

Lines to keep your wife happy in the lockdown

Wife : Do you think I have gotten too fat?

Smart Husband : Don't worry dear. Even the best steak has some lard!!!!!!