Sluts are normal girls, just that they cannot control their whore-mones

Why are married women heavier than unmarried ones ?

Unmarried women arrive home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women arrive home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge....

:)

The way men lie...I'm starting to think poor Eve didn't eat the fruit.

- Meme

The position of 69 is now going to be called 96

This is due to the rise in Taxes, hence the cost of eating out has gone up!!!!

On 2020-05-23 15:19:44 uwillwantme said:
The position of 69 is now going to be called 96

This is due to the rise in Taxes, hence the cost of eating out has gone up!!!!

LoL

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker."

They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?"

The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

Was such a nice jester!

:D

Its an old one I guess :

English : Slam, Bam Thank you Ma'm !!!!!

South Africa : Braai, Naai, Dankie Bye !!!!!

We need a memes page! Fuck yes

Xxx

Why do Muslims say Bismillah before drinking water?

Because there are 3 jinns in their glass. 2 Hydrojinns and 1 Oxyjinn

:)