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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-16 13:29:42
The above is a joke only and not intended to offend any religion/community/race. If you do feel offended, I am sorry to have un-intentionally offended you.
On 2020-06-15 13:41:53 uwillwantme said:
Why do Muslims say Bismillah before drinking water?
Because there are 3 jinns in their glass. 2 Hydrojinns and 1 Oxyjinn
:)
The above is a joke only and not intended to offend any religion/community/race. If you do feel offended, I am sorry to have un-intentionally offended you.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 11:21:06
I'll comment later. I'm at the hospital, my little cousin swallowed 16gb memory card an now he's singing all the songs in it. Let's pray he doesn't get to the video part.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 13:24:12
:) :) :)
On 2020-06-17 11:21:06 Lupe Luxe said:
I'll comment later. I'm at the hospital, my little cousin swallowed 16gb memory card an now he's singing all the songs in it. Let's pray he doesn't get to the video part.
:) :) :)
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 13:33:37
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"
Haven't heard from her since.
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"
Haven't heard from her since.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 13:38:38
I had such a good laugh... this jokes is like a good brandy in this cold weather... thank you all... exactly what I needed... :)))
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 18:09:48
The speed limit of sex is 68
At 69 you have to turn around
At 69 you have to turn around
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-17 18:24:57
Humour or truism ? Take your pick !
Women fall in love by what they hear
Men fall in love by what they see
That's why women wear makeup and men lie
Women fall in love by what they hear
Men fall in love by what they see
That's why women wear makeup and men lie
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-18 12:57:08
thanks........
On 2020-06-17 13:38:38 Ms Paige said:
I had such a good laugh... this jokes is like a good brandy in this cold weather... thank you all... exactly what I needed... :)))
thanks........
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-18 13:06:57
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on a flight and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection"...
But she did ;)
But she did ;)
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-06-20 13:13:14
Edited: 2020-06-20 13:14:02
Edited: 2020-06-20 13:14:02
I asked a baker friend, there are celebrations for everything now a days and theme cakes are also available. Have you ever made a cake for 'Happy Menopause'?
She replied, actually I never could, because its dry, cold even on the oven and always seem to run out of eggs......
She replied, actually I never could, because its dry, cold even on the oven and always seem to run out of eggs......
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