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Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 15:37:19
Hi guys I've found a ring under the bed in the hotel was a bit late at night so I wouldn't know who is the owner
If you're the owner call me and describe it then will give you
I thank you.
If you're the owner call me and describe it then will give you
I thank you.
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 15:50:06
...Was it a finger-ring or a cock-ring..?
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 15:53:42
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 19:09:34
lol hahaha when we done with session I've cleaned the cock-ring and put it where I keep all my toys, so its finger wedding ring and it looks expensive am being serious guys.
On 2021-05-19 15:50:06 Mr Naai-do said:
...Was it a finger-ring or a cock-ring..?
lol hahaha when we done with session I've cleaned the cock-ring and put it where I keep all my toys, so its finger wedding ring and it looks expensive am being serious guys.
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 21:13:00
Lol he went home without a ring on his finger I'm pretty sure he must be dead by now
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 21:41:06
I suggest you call all the clients back and ask. If a women answers say you selling insurance.
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 21:57:56
Poor bastard...he could be suffeRING now!
On 2021-05-19 21:13:00 Nawwwtyguy Returns said:
Lol he went home without a ring on his finger I'm pretty sure he must be dead by now
Poor bastard...he could be suffeRING now!
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 22:05:00
Could be a clandestine proposal ?
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 22:08:48
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the procedure, the patient's girlfriend had found the ring in one of his pockets.
She had not known that he was married and was so cross that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend discover that you're married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
According to the nurse attending the procedure, the patient's girlfriend had found the ring in one of his pockets.
She had not known that he was married and was so cross that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend discover that you're married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
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Re: Whose the owner of the ring
Posted: 2021-05-19 22:42:51
Luckily she didn't blow him after. Boner-ring at the wrong time.
On 2021-05-19 22:08:48 semensquirter said:
I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend discover that you're married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
Luckily she didn't blow him after. Boner-ring at the wrong time.
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