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This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 08:26:50
Edited: 2021-07-21 08:28:17
Edited: 2021-07-21 08:28:17
If the wife cant fall a sleep its likely that she will keep you up and that will of cause be a good thing right because then what else is there to do but to eat of her nunu.
Therefore at bedtime treat your wife with a lovely warm cup of the finest coffee or any coffee. Alternatively You can serve her the coffee a few moments before bedtime or perhaps at dinner time rather for it to be less suspicious and she will surely serve you a few slices of her cake due to her restlessness.
Now don't go an overdose her...lmao...
Therefore at bedtime treat your wife with a lovely warm cup of the finest coffee or any coffee. Alternatively You can serve her the coffee a few moments before bedtime or perhaps at dinner time rather for it to be less suspicious and she will surely serve you a few slices of her cake due to her restlessness.
Now don't go an overdose her...lmao...
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 08:47:05
Hehehehe... And this time SF actually has something that is scientifically proven;)
www.bustle.com/articles/98420-7-reasons-coffee-drinkers-are-better-in-bed-sorry-not-sorry-everyone-else
www.bustle.com/articles/98420-7-reasons-coffee-drinkers-are-better-in-bed-sorry-not-sorry-everyone-else
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:01:50
mmmmm I'm starting to wish I was married to SuperFuck ;-))
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:29:08
@MI...Lol that is funny..
.. I love coffee and i love sex ,but I like neither enough to ever marry for it ... hehehe
.. I love coffee and i love sex ,but I like neither enough to ever marry for it ... hehehe
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:37:53
You forgot to mention: "Let a lone marry this DumbFuck."...lol...
On 2021-07-21 09:29:08 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
@MI...Lol that is funny..
.. I love coffee and i love sex ,but I like neither enough to ever marry for it ... hehehe
You forgot to mention: "Let a lone marry this DumbFuck."...lol...
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:39:00
Just imagine marrying a entire massage parlour...hahaha...
On 2021-07-21 09:01:50 Massage Inc said:
mmmmm I'm starting to wish I was married to SuperFuck ;-))
Just imagine marrying a entire massage parlour...hahaha...
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:39:06
On second thoughts.. might just if it is a horny handsome coffee Baron with a mansion somewhere in the hills between the coffee plantations. Lol.
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 09:41:16
Lmao.. I thinks this *dumb fuck* ain't as dumb as he wants people to believe, he just likes ratteling cages lol
On 2021-07-21 09:37:53 SuperFuck said:
On 2021-07-21 09:29:08 Miss Red (aka Louise) said: @MI...Lol that is funny..
.. I love coffee and i love sex ,but I like neither enough to ever marry for it ... hehehe
You forgot to mention: "Let a lone marry this DumbFuck."...lol...
Lmao.. I thinks this *dumb fuck* ain't as dumb as he wants people to believe, he just likes ratteling cages lol
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 10:10:51
Not so much rattling cages- people aren't pissed off, just disagreeing. My suspicion is that he's a bit of a stoner who posts whatever kak pops into his head when he's indulged.
On the actual topic - This might work if your wife is already in the mood anyway, because unless she was born yesterday she also knows what effect caffeine has, and if you offer her coffee just before bedtime she'll say something like "No thanks, I don't want to be awake all night"
On 2021-07-21 09:41:16 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
Lmao.. I thinks this *dumb fuck* ain't as dumb as he wants people to believe, he just likes ratteling cages lol
Not so much rattling cages- people aren't pissed off, just disagreeing. My suspicion is that he's a bit of a stoner who posts whatever kak pops into his head when he's indulged.
On the actual topic - This might work if your wife is already in the mood anyway, because unless she was born yesterday she also knows what effect caffeine has, and if you offer her coffee just before bedtime she'll say something like "No thanks, I don't want to be awake all night"
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Re: This is how to slice more from the WIFES cake.
Posted: 2021-07-21 10:24:32
This topic falls under the fiction section.
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