Bit of a short update, I've been MIA for a while due to an ankle injury. I am up and rocking the pimp limp.
The injury was a sporting injury so nothing wild or wonderful.


So I would like you all to throw in and help me create the best story possible of IF it had been an "injury on duty". (Tell me the dirty details of what positions and fun that would make for me to be left with my bona-fide pimp limp)


Just for a good laugh to warm up.

Injury on duty, accidentally removing one of my teeth while trying to rip open a condom

On 2021-12-16 14:51:30 Sunnymike said:
Injury on duty, accidentally removing one of my teeth while trying to rip open a condom

Oh gracious please tell me this didn't stop the fun...

On 2021-12-16 08:26:47 Severin said:
Bit of a short update, I've been MIA for a while due to an ankle injury. I am up and rocking the pimp limp.
The injury was a sporting injury so nothing wild or wonderful.


So I would like you all to throw in and help me create the best story possible of IF it had been an "injury on duty". (Tell me the dirty details of what positions and fun that would make for me to be left with my bona-fide pimp limp)


Just for a good laugh to warm up.

One of my favourite things to do is, in a standing position, having the lady's legs over my shoulders and her ass cheeks supported in my hands while I eat her out. It is pretty acrobatic and sometimes a dismount can be mistimed, and once or twice it came close to an ankle injury.

On 2021-12-17 08:00:32 Severin said:
On 2021-12-16 14:51:30 Sunnymike said: Injury on duty, accidentally removing one of my teeth while trying to rip open a condom

Oh gracious please tell me this didn't stop the fun...

Well no, not really LOL

There was a time I worked for a fashion house and traveled a lot. I loved the make up girls, best part was they had keys to a Stockroom for the make up. Long story short I got to Port shep stone banging the MAC girl in the stockroom and the shelves fell on us..... Walked out quietly and never looked back....