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Hitachi_master - 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
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Posted: 2022-01-03 14:17:14

I once visited a lady for the first time. Her reviews were good, she seemed very friendly and sexy.

We started chatting and she told me how one of her clients fell in love with her (albeit unrequited) and was about to divorce his wife and leave his kids for her. She of course wasn't too interested in settling down and the client tried to take his own life. She ended up having to visit him in the hospital while his wife and family present to try and talk some sense into him.

Anyways, me sitting there trying to get my pants down, couldn't help but laugh awkwardly. The lady got super offended at my giggle. And thats #1 on how to ruin a session.
Kooni
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Posted: 2022-01-03 14:30:11

Not ready on the time agreed,and have wait for 10 to 15 minutes.
Churchill
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:05:42

2. Take your money up front then disappear for 20 minutes.
Churchill
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:07:27

Make all sorts of sqealing sounds punctuated by "oh my god".
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:08:57

Look absolutely nothing like the photos on the profile
Churchill
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:10:16

Become rude and obnoxious when you get a bit lost and call to confirm the address
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:21:34

On 2022-01-03 15:05:42 Churchill said:
2. Take your money up front then disappear for 20 minutes.

for the hell of it, in all my time punting I could never work out where they go after they recieve the money up front and why so long. And then some girls wants t take that time that they were away at the beggining off the booking time.
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:22:56

Keeps on asking "are you cumming"
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:36:47

Faking orgasms :(((
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Posted: 2022-01-03 15:45:56

1) You're quite nice for a black guy.

2) I normally don't see Black guys but you sounded clean and respectful.

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