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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 15:47:00
Also you confirm kissing in GFE.
You arrive and she says no kissing.
You arrive and she says no kissing.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 15:49:13
Damn I feel you. I'm Indian, but this lady was just going on about how and why she doesn't do black guys during the massage. I was disgusted by her reasoning.
On 2022-01-03 15:45:56 OneNightOnlyTwo said:
1) You're quite nice for a black guy.
2) I normally don't see Black guys but you sounded clean and respectful.
Damn I feel you. I'm Indian, but this lady was just going on about how and why she doesn't do black guys during the massage. I was disgusted by her reasoning.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 15:52:19
Not being given the exact address upfront
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 16:20:44
Don't put your fingers in , I've just had an infection, and don't loosen my pony tail, I didn't have time to wash my hair.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 17:09:28
Sorry, no kissing
Sorry, no fingers in me
Me: Do you offer xtras?
She: Yes. And then follows an amount 5x what she intends settling on. At that point, i dont want to hassle money, and the chemistry and session is gone.
Sorry, no fingers in me
Me: Do you offer xtras?
She: Yes. And then follows an amount 5x what she intends settling on. At that point, i dont want to hassle money, and the chemistry and session is gone.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 17:10:55
Speaking about her personal life/ boyfriend
How she's struggling to make ends meet
Speaking badly about other punters
Doesn't deliver on what she agreed on
How she's struggling to make ends meet
Speaking badly about other punters
Doesn't deliver on what she agreed on
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 17:15:02
Can confirm this is an instant mood killer. Goes from 99% to 0 in a heartbeat. Then ironically, ends up taking even longer than she was hoping!
On 2022-01-03 15:22:56 Padaman61 said:
Keeps on asking "are you cumming"
Can confirm this is an instant mood killer. Goes from 99% to 0 in a heartbeat. Then ironically, ends up taking even longer than she was hoping!
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 17:23:21
When somebody knocks on the door halfway. Turned out later is was indeed a mistake but the mood was broken
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 18:00:19
When she starts the session off by telling you to get undressed and lie on your back. She then gets undressed and sits on the bed next to you. Wanks you with one hand while opening a government edition condom with her teeth and the other hand.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-03 18:02:56
Been eyeing a lady for a while, scraped together courage to phone and try and say the right things for first contact but nervous hell (why do I still get nervous when phoning??). Checked, marked as available and asked about do's and don'ts and get a: "Sigh! I have just decided not to take any more bookings..." WTF
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