On 2022-01-03 15:05:42 Churchill said:
2. Take your money up front then disappear for 20 minutes.

On 2022-01-03 15:21:34 Padaman61 said:
On 2022-01-03 15:05:42 Churchill said: 2. Take your money up front then disappear for 20 minutes. for the hell of it, in all my time punting I could never work out where they go after they recieve the money up front and why so long. And then some girls wants t take that time that they were away at the beggining off the booking time.

Lmfao. OMG I'm in stitches

1. The long wait after paying up-front is also a big mystery to me.
2. Her phone rings and she answers it and talks to a potential client during the session.
3. Her nose is running and she coughs repeatedly.
4. She starts asking personal questions.

On 2022-01-03 18:02:56 Pete_777 said:
Been eyeing a lady for a while, scraped together courage to phone and try and say the right things for first contact but nervous hell (why do I still get nervous when phoning??). Checked, marked as available and : "Sigh! I have just decided not to take any more bookings..." WTF

I'll admit I have done that before. Palm on face.

Another turn off is when a lady takes a call when she has a client
First thing I do when a client arrives is send him the exit code to get out of my complex, then immediately put my phone on silent or switch it off

Bumping into another punter at the DOOR

When she says calls me when you at the garage, but then asks you to buy cigarettes, cold drink, and and and


Saying she's out of condoms so would you mind buying some or would you be ok without. (BTW That was Mood killed, and number blocked) and it was a regular top10 advertiser back then.

Last one, trying to figure out wtf the 100 other reviewers saw in a wg coz she's nothing like any of those reviews, then she asks I didn't know you wanted more then sensual - when the sensual was nothing but.

Just came to mind. A wg in Randburg sounded over eager for a booking so I say ok lets go for a quick. I get there and she asks for the money from the car. I'm like ok thats weird, only for her to send the kid to the shop nearby and then let me in.
#schoolholidays hey

Had a lady deliver the most amazing GFE. She just allowed me to have her. Nothing out of bounds and she kissed like I am her dream crush for ages.

Struggle for months chasing the dragon and finally she relents. Felt like a real life courtship lady playing hard to get but she was as friendly on the phone as the initial booking. I get there she disappears for the 20 mins at the start. The introductory massage is flat and when its time for the big show no kissing. I am like that is why I am here, she wasn't having it. Killed the session dead .

She must have fought with her man that day or was real horny on the other but I am still too traumatised to try again

On 2022-01-03 19:47:35 MrJ786 said:
When she says calls me when you at the garage, but then asks you to buy cigarettes, cold drink, and and and


Saying she's out of condoms so would you mind buying some or would you be ok without. (BTW That was Mood killed, and number blocked) and it was a regular top10 advertiser back then.

Last one, trying to figure out wtf the 100 other reviewers saw in a wg coz she's nothing like any of those reviews, then she asks I didn't know you wanted more then sensual - when the sensual was nothing but.

the out of condoms part is fine, because then you can buy better ones than the government stuff, but the rest is a no go

Scary stories of criminal clients are a big eish also. Reversed EFT. Drug crazed non payers. Guns.

But I listen as maybe I am the only person the WG can confide in. One time I told the lady ai your stories are scary and she said sorry I thought I could talk to you as I am speaking my own language and you look chilled. Made me a little sad when she said that.