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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:58:51
Edited: 2022-01-04 09:59:04
Some of them will talk with their mouths full...
Edited: 2022-01-04 09:59:04
On 2022-01-04 09:56:05 semensquirter said:
On 2022-01-04 08:48:36
Just shove your cock in her mouth...problem solved...LOL
Some of them will talk with their mouths full...
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:09:01
1. No aircon/fan when it is +40C outside. The only time I nearly fainted during a session was not because she was that good...and I hate sweat running down my ass crack.
2. Her place is a commune and you have to wait in the communal living room with kids running around and adults giving you judging looks.
3. When she takes you to a room where another lady and another punter just came out of.
4. When she stops during a BJ to take a pube out of her mouth, but you are completely hairless down there...
5. When you lock eyes with her hubby who is watching TV as she leads you to the room.
6. When she took a major shit before your session and tried to hide the smell with toilet spray. It's like trying to have sex near a sewerage farm in a pine forest.
7. When her pits smell like she just finished a shift at a mine.
8. When it smells like she poured a whole bottle of cheap purfume all over her body.
9. When she DM's you that she has a bush, but you get there and it is literally 2 day old stubble.
10. When she opens the door looking like she was having a netflix day. T-shirt, shorts, slippers, no make up, hair just pulled back in a pony.
2. Her place is a commune and you have to wait in the communal living room with kids running around and adults giving you judging looks.
3. When she takes you to a room where another lady and another punter just came out of.
4. When she stops during a BJ to take a pube out of her mouth, but you are completely hairless down there...
5. When you lock eyes with her hubby who is watching TV as she leads you to the room.
6. When she took a major shit before your session and tried to hide the smell with toilet spray. It's like trying to have sex near a sewerage farm in a pine forest.
7. When her pits smell like she just finished a shift at a mine.
8. When it smells like she poured a whole bottle of cheap purfume all over her body.
9. When she DM's you that she has a bush, but you get there and it is literally 2 day old stubble.
10. When she opens the door looking like she was having a netflix day. T-shirt, shorts, slippers, no make up, hair just pulled back in a pony.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:11:18
cum once policy. Aren't I paying for time ?
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:13:10
Fukkit Blades...You had some bad sessions...eish!
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:21:01
You pay for time definitely
I don't have a cum once policy, cos I believe u pay for time, not orgasms
On 2022-01-04 10:11:18 dogmatic said:
cum once policy. Aren't I paying for time ?
You pay for time definitely
I don't have a cum once policy, cos I believe u pay for time, not orgasms
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:37:21
Me thinks here is enough material for a book!
:-)
:-)
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:38:46
Lol i am even shocked that he is still here....after all that has happened to him.he is a true manslut hehehehe
On 2022-01-04 10:13:10 semensquirter said:
Fukkit Blades...You had some bad sessions...eish!
Lol i am even shocked that he is still here....after all that has happened to him.he is a true manslut hehehehe
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 10:39:56
When she hands you a towel already used by another client
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 12:20:42
Cellphone interruptions,
Needs to reset the music, cutting out the body to body message.
Needs to reset the music, cutting out the body to body message.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 12:39:21
Wiping your dick on the curtain
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