On 2022-01-04 07:49:49 Johnny English said:
When she hauls out that thermometer before she even greets and points the red beam at your forehead.
Ooooh the horror
On 2022-01-04 10:09:01 Blades said:
1. No aircon/fan when it is +40C outside. The only time I nearly fainted during a session was not because she was that good...and I hate sweat running down my ass crack.
2. Her place is a commune and you have to wait in the communal living room with kids running around and adults giving you judging looks.
3. When she takes you to a room where another lady and another punter just came out of.
4. When she stops during a BJ to take a pube out of her mouth, but you are completely hairless down there...
5. When you lock eyes with her hubby who is watching TV as she leads you to the room.
6. When she took a major shit before your session and tried to hide the smell with toilet spray. It's like trying to have sex near a sewerage farm in a pine forest.
7. When her pits smell like she just finished a shift at a mine.
8. When it smells like she poured a whole bottle of cheap purfume all over her body.
9. When she DM's you that she has a bush, but you get there and it is literally 2 day old stubble.
10. When she opens the door looking like she was having a netflix day. T-shirt, shorts, slippers, no make up, hair just pulled back in a pony.
My word you have had it bad !!!
On 2022-01-04 14:21:25 OneNightOnlyTwo said:
Big problems if it's my mom or daughter. Also big problems if it's your wife's BFF.
Been there, did not do that, and got blackmailed.
Shit situation to get out of.
11. Best way to ruin a session is when it never happens...as in when you confirm the session half an hour before and then her phone is off for the entire time you were booked.
12. When she asks you what route you are driving to her place and then asks you to stop at a specific shop and sends you a shopping list...
13. I also don't like the personal questions...like, I know what she does for a living, but she shouldn't care what I do.
14. Being asked for a lift somewhere after a session.
15. And I am not lying here...I was even asked by a lady to take her home...and she said I could even meet her parents and sleep over if I wanted...
16. Starting OWO without clearing it with me.
17. Trying to stick her finger in my butt without clearing it with me...and btw, it is a no-no for me...
On 2022-01-04 16:24:23 Blades said:
I can go on...
11. Best way to ruin a session is when it never happens...as in when you confirm the session half an hour before and then her phone is off for the entire time you were booked.
12. When she asks you what route you are driving to her place and then asks you to stop at a specific shop and sends you a shopping list...
13. I also don't like the personal questions...like, I know what she does for a living, but she shouldn't care what I do.
14. Being asked for a lift somewhere after a session.
15. And I am not lying here...I was even asked by a lady to take her home...and she said I could even meet her parents and sleep over if I wanted...
16. Starting OWO without clearing it with me.
17. Trying to stick her finger in my butt without clearing it with me...and btw, it is a no-no for me...
Eish this guy even got violated against his consent. You are the most abused on the purple site my guy
Edited: 2022-01-04 17:48:11
Had a crazy session with a hot chick recentlyl and believe me she's bipolar. Fuck man she was weird. Can't even list the shit she pulled
hope she used god mouth wash before kissing the next punter.
Kudos for persistence...
Edited: 2022-01-04 22:50:19
On 2022-01-04 10:09:01 Blades said:
1. No aircon/fan when it is +40C outside. The only time I nearly fainted during a session was not because she was that good...and I hate sweat running down my ass crack.
2. Her place is a commune and you have to wait in the communal living room with kids running around and adults giving you judging looks.
3. When she takes you to a room where another lady and another punter just came out of.
4. When she stops during a BJ to take a pube out of her mouth, but you are completely hairless down there...
5. When you lock eyes with her hubby who is watching TV as she leads you to the room.
6. When she took a major shit before your session and tried to hide the smell with toilet spray. It's like trying to have sex near a sewerage farm in a pine forest.
7. When her pits smell like she just finished a shift at a mine.
8. When it smells like she poured a whole bottle of cheap purfume all over her body.
9. When she DM's you that she has a bush, but you get there and it is literally 2 day old stubble.
10. When she opens the door looking like she was having a netflix day. T-shirt, shorts, slippers, no make up, hair just pulled back in a pony.
Oh dear, did all this happened to you......lol.... sorry I can't stop laughing loud..........but if it's a yes ... then you are one unlucky person.
How can we as a community make it up to you....
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