It's difficult for me to escape on a weekend. I sometimes say I have
lunch with my sponsor (I am in Alcoholics Anonymous). My sponsor knows I have another addiction, pussy, and says I can use him as an excuse any time.
Or else I have a cellphone problem and have to go to Vodashop, and the queues are always "terrible".
The worst was when my vehicle was stolen last year when I was visiting a WG in Edenvale (I live in another suburb). I couldn't get into the property because someone else had parked badly and I parked in the street.I have central locking and an immobilizer it was in a quiet suburb. I thought it was safe until I came out an hour later.
I reported it to Tracker and took an Uber to the copshop. My wife said she was coming with her son and I thought I was done for if she was with me when I made my statement. I had to give the correct address where the vehicle was stolen from and I had no explanation for being there.
But because of Covid and social distancing the cops chased her out of the charge office and I made my statement alone.
I then lied to her my wife, saying it was in the mall parking. And I got away with it.
And I got my bakkie back.
My fear is always that I have an accident when I am punting and having no excuse for being in that area.

Geez Merv.... That is an intense story!! I would have shet bricks.

On 2022-01-09 14:29:58 mervhughes said:
It's difficult for me to escape on a weekend. I sometimes say I have
lunch with my sponsor (I am in Alcoholics Anonymous). My sponsor knows I have another addiction, pussy, and says I can use him as an excuse any time.
Or else I have a cellphone problem and have to go to Vodashop, and the queues are always "terrible".
The worst was when my vehicle was stolen last year when I was visiting a WG in Edenvale (I live in another suburb). I couldn't get into the property because someone else had parked badly and I parked in the street.I have central locking and an immobilizer it was in a quiet suburb. I thought it was safe until I came out an hour later.
I reported it to Tracker and took an Uber to the copshop. My wife said she was coming with her son and I thought I was done for if she was with me when I made my statement. I had to give the correct address where the vehicle was stolen from and I had no explanation for being there.
But because of Covid and social distancing the cops chased her out of the charge office and I made my statement alone.
I then lied to her my wife, saying it was in the mall parking. And I got away with it
And I got my bakkie back.
My fear is always that I have an accident when I am punting and having no excuse for being in that area.

Wow, and yes bru, I fear on how to explain a car accident/ heart attack at a venue in pta/ jhb when I was supposed to be golfing.

I own multiple companies so its generally easy. I never punt at night unless I am taking clients out

But this time of the year when everything is quiet and the kids home, missus home - you get the where are you going and why

Pisses me off...

On 2022-01-03 11:31:06 semensquirter said:
"Babe, did you hear that noise coming from the engine?"
Car is booked in for a service...
I even got the service centre driver to take me to my booking...LOL

Eish...My luck!!!...
Booked the car for an "emergency inspection" ...
The Mrs knows that I will wait for the vehicle for a couple of hours...
AND the lady that I have my boner pointer at.... ad is off....so cannot confirm...

Speaking of heart attacks....
I had an older gentleman visiting now and then...when he cums it is so intense and afterwards he was out of breath and just sitting there trying to compose himself *palm-in-face*...so much so that i worried that he will just collapse!
I gave him something to drink and just sat beside him rubbing his shoulders and back until he was looking better and them helped him getting dressed...
And he just said "wow that was good! I will be back soon!
I just told myself that with him i had to be VERY gentle!

Well as the first "work" day of the year draws to a end... I can tell you some punters are very happy that it is back to work and back to school time... Makes working in a visit to the ladies a lot easier on some;)

Today was a great day.;)

And this has become more challenging since working from home became the norm. Going into the office used te be the go to, but now, especially in Cape where pickings are scarce, where I live I am 40minutes drive from most SPs. My punting has taken a sad knock

On 2022-01-10 23:56:01 JackFrost said:
And this has become more challenging since working from home became the norm. Going into the office used te be the go to, but now, especially in Cape where pickings are scarce, where I live I am 40minutes drive from most SPs. My punting has taken a sad knock

Same issue here...If only I was at the office... I would have pomped half of the Sandton ladies by now....LOL
So now it's excuses like servicing the car, going to get Home improvement stuff, etc...EISH

"A man's got to do, what a man's got to do" should suffice.
Sadly not.

The Struggles of being in a typical Traditional Monogamous Marriage.

Just don't..

It's a broken system.

Monogamy is Monotony.

Imagine there were things like open relationships... Just Imagine..!