Name: Rio

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: April 2023

Full Profile: [View Rio's Full Profile]

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I just came out of a booking with her right now. Booked for an hour for sensual massage and FH. Everything was rushed within 30 minutes of me getting through the gate taking showers and having to leave. When you ask about the expectation of an hour service you're told she doesn't make the rules, the manager does, and if you want to stay for the hour to finish your hour you can sit and wait for it.?
Massage is literally non-existent. She just smears some cold oil on your back, calves and rubs it for a few minutes and that's it. No Massage plinth as well. It's done on the bed.

!!!!!SCAM alert gents!!! Not worth the R1500 For the hour you have to pay or event the R1000 for 30min..... No hard feelings, but I have to warn you, but if you really have to go experience her for yourself, rather take the 30min as there will be no difference in service or how long just what you will have to pay...

PS: Never trust every good review you read on this page.??


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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* Until zesta built up some Street Cred, Rookie Reviews will not be tracked on the Comments and the Review By Area system.

Crap, I've been eyeing Rio and other ladies at this venue. This is not good.

But you still rate the service above average???? 3/5

Hmmm...@zesta Sorry to here bud.
Was she not at HoE before? Pics look familiar...

You were told to sit and wait the extra 30mins if you wanted to...lol

Thats cold, probably colder than the oil they used! LoL!

LMAO ok. Let's unpack this review. So as someone whose been to this venue and seen Rio on multiple occasions I can confirm that you're not going to get more than one round. Which frankly works out for me because I'm not gonna cum more than once in an hour anyways. If you feel like the fun is ending to quick as her to slow down, I guarantee you she'll accommodate that request. The woman is friggen beautiful and it's super easy to get to carried away in her presence.

Secondly once the fun is done why not just sit and enjoy her company for the time you have left? Rio is such a dope human. Have you got nothing to talk about? A little respect for boundaries and rules goes along away my man.

Thirdly you're complaining about R1 500. Bro really... I buy a pair sneakers for this price almost every other week and my new kicks never make me feel half as good as going to see Rio does.

My final comment on this review - You've been a member on ESA for 10 years and the only time you've left reviews is when you feel hard done. Gents in my opinion, take this review with a pinch of salt. This dude needs to learn to manage expectations and respect boundaries.

P.S - 10 years on ESA bro? Yikes!!! Being on this platform is a lot fun but pray I never get to that stage.

Blairsidemanner - I hope you didn't think you're doing Rio any favours with this post because it's sending a completely different message to potential clients. You've basically confirmed zesta's comment on the session being rushed with your first paragraph alone. If the guy wanted to talk, he would have said so but his review clearly states that he booked for a sensual massage and FH.

Your maturity or lack thereof is evident from your post. More common sense and less bravado next time. Anyway, hopefully you won't cause damage to the lady's reputation with similar posts in the future.

FH and sensual message is actually what you're gonna get my man I can tell you from experience I've never felt rushed going there so imagine my surprise by this review.

Hopefully that clarifies things.

You'll be surprised hour many of us have been here for that long. Personally i wish I still had my previous account logins lol.

Anyway...I guess everyone's experience differs and the best thing would be for each person to find out for themselves. But for me R1500 is an expensive experiment particularly when a punter/Member has taken the time to give an account of his experience.

On 2023-05-03 00:15:04 Littlerascal said:
Blairsidemanner - I hope you didn't think you're doing Rio any favours with this post because it's sending a completely different message to potential clients. You've basically confirmed zesta's comment on the session being rushed with your first paragraph alone. If the guy wanted to talk, he would have said so but his review clearly states that he booked for a sensual massage and FH.

Your maturity or lack thereof is evident from your post. More common sense and less bravado next time. Anyway, hopefully you won't cause damage to the lady's reputation with similar posts in the future.

Blairsidemanner is what is known as a Simp.
Very passionate defence of the MG and attacking the reviewer for being on here for so many years.

Name: Rio

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: May 2023

Full Profile: [View Rio's Full Profile]

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Got a great massage and some good conversation with this absolute stunner def one of the best bodies on esa. Well worth a visit as she oozes sex appeal


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)