***QUESTION #15***

"Will I not start walking funny if I get f****d up the ass?" (SERIOUSLY)

*THE ANSWER* ... BTW, I am not even kidding, this one dude actually asked me this question.

Some background; he had the pleasure of a "hands free prostate massage", and he ABSOLUTELY enjoyed it. He remained rock hard throughout and shot right up to his face (maybe he was worried about enjoying it tooooooo much ... lol).

"Why on earth would you think that", I asked him. "Gay dudes walk funny", he replied. Hahahahaha. Oh brother, sheesh, eish, etc.

Here we go. The gay dudes who "walk funny" are the "screaming queens". I hope that the
term is not un-PC, because I have to be on my best behaviour during the height of "THE TRANS DEBATE". I think it should be called THE TRANS HATE DEBATE, because, let's be honest, it's really about how to hate and discriminate against people, who are different from you, much more effectively. But I digress.

The reason that the "screaming queens" swish/sway/mince/"walk funny" is not because they've had one d*** too many up the ass - it is because they are signalling (by "walking funny") that they are available to receive/take d*** up the ass.

So it's that age old question - what came first, the chicken or the egg? ... LOL ... The swishing of the ass comes about BEFORE the d**k**g of the ass, not the other way round :)))))))))))))))))))))))


Love and Lust xxx

***CROCS***

I mentioned crocs in one of my previous posts (question #14). That was referring to crocodiles. They make lovely handbags.

The crocs that I am talking about in this post are those awful looking shoes some people wear. Had a client visit me recently in crocs - and they were pink on top of it.

I am not overly concerned about my clients attire, I have some gents visiting in flip-flops, but their feet are well kept. I own 2 pairs of flip-flops myself. You'll never see me out and about in flip-flops though.

Call me superficial, but I pay close attention to peoples' choice of footwear. Shoes say a lot about the wearer.

I like wearing sneakers when sneaking around daytime (with exceptions). I have a huge sneaker collection. Nighttime, I like to put my best foot forward in sexy, elegant heels (unless accompanying a sexy short guy). With short dates, I keep it flat yet PHAT ;-)

I like to keep my heels on when "doing the deed" (like they do in the pornos). Heels and stockings usually. *WINKS*

Back to those pink crocs. He wore the crocs with socks. My ex Swiss German boyfriend once wore socks with sandals when he popped around. "Why do you German guys wear socks with your sandals?! " I asked him. "It is to prevent our feet from getting dusty and dirty when we wear sandals", he replied.

Oh well, clean, well kept feet over frightful feet I suppose ... lol.

But, for the record, my opinion regarding socks with sandals ... HAAIBO!

Yours honestly,
LB69

So to be clear...I can wear Crocs but not socks with them?
Or are Crocs a no-no?

On 2023-07-03 12:50:09 Loverboy_SA said:
So to be clear...I can wear Crocs but not socks with them?
Or are Crocs a no-no?

On 2023-07-03 00:48:18 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
Had a client visit me recently in crocs - and they were pink on top of it.

As long as the crocs are not pink, LOVERBOY_SA :-P

Pink is probably my least favourite colour. As I wrote in a previous post, if you see me out and about wearing pink, it's probably my doppelganger ... or I've lost my mind completely ... LOL

On 2023-07-03 00:48:18 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
***CROCS***

LB69

Hahahaha! This post made my day ; ))
Leila, you Rock!

On 2023-07-03 13:42:17 Claudia Gentlemens Delight said:
On 2023-07-03 00:48:18 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said: ***CROCS***

LB69



Hahahaha! This post made my day ; ))
Leila, you Rock!

Glad you enjoy my wry sense of humour CGD ;-)

Loving your new pics Lovely Leo ... YUMMY YUM YUM :)))))))))))))))))))))

Damn I thought I'm the only one that doesn't like crocs. So what we learnt today in class is , bring your cocks and leave your crocs, MWAH

On 2023-07-03 15:08:55 786dadzn said:
Damn I thought I'm the only one that doesn't like crocs. So what we learnt today in class is , bring your cocks and leave your crocs, MWAH

LOL ... Couldn't have said it any better 786DADZN :)))))))))))

***A MERMAID'S TAIL***

I have always been fascinated by Mystical Creatures - The Mermaid being one of these.

One of my favourite stories, THE LITTLE MERMAID, has been redone by DISNEY. It was directed by ROB MARSHALL, who is also the director of my favourite movie of all time, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA.

In the updated, live action, "woke-washed" version, the mermaids were all assigned different ethnicities. AND THEY ARE ALL TRANS. Just kidding ... lol

I feel that mermaids are very much like transwomen, in a way. Half fish, half woman. A beautiful woman ... with a tail.

My Swiss German ex once got me a mermaid coffee table as a gift. " Du bist eine NIXE. Eine wuendershoene fraau mit ein ganz schoenes schwanz." That was his reason for getting me that gift ... LOL

I think that the men who are besotted with transwomen, might perceive us to be as beguiling as the mermaids and sirens, who lured sailors to their demise. I suspect that an element of danger fuels the flames of many mens' desire. Nothing can be sweeter than Forbidden Fruits, you know? We've all heard that saying, "don't knock it till you've tried it." Good advice ;-)

A Swiss client told me about how he
had come to know "the best of both worlds" ...

He was shopping for some sex at a park in Italy. All the ladies that he fancied were well turned out with beautiful breasts (he's a breast man) and they all told him that they were trans. He refused all of them. On a consecutive visit to the same park, same story. This time, however, he dared to take the plunge. And the rest, as they say, is history. He is one of the best fellators I have ever had the pleasure of.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, my curious kitty cats ... meeeooowww

Yours Beguilingly,
LB69

Once tasted never wasted!