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Pensioner's discount
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Posted: 2024-03-09 12:29:29

I expect to be laughed off the forum, but what about SPs considering giving pensioner's a discount?
For guys like me, punting is the best cardio workout I get. It keeps me young.
I never admit my age, although I look a good 10 years younger than I really am. I have hair and a good smile.
I also know how to treat a lady and have had no complaints.
So, ladies, what about a little 10% for us more experienced punters?
Kaycee
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Posted: 2024-03-09 12:35:09

If you're able to verify your age when arriving for a booking, then I'm sure some of us will gladly accommodate your request.
Too many chancers these days.
65+ I presume?
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Posted: 2024-03-09 14:02:22

On 2024-03-09 12:35:09 Kaycee said:
If you're able to verify your age when arriving for a booking, then I'm sure some of us will gladly accommodate your request.
Too many chancers these days.
65+ I presume?



I am thinking about an early retirement. Do I also qualify for a pensioner discount?
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Posted: 2024-03-09 18:07:38

I am over 65 with an ID to prove it.
In fact, I won't see 70 again!
But I easily pass for 65, even 60.
And I deliver a solid performance. Rule No 1: the lady cums first.
I don't tell girls how old I am in case they run away screaming.
The biggest compliment I ever got was: "I am 26 and I have just been satisfied by a man old enough to be my grandfather!"
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Posted: 2024-03-10 09:18:45

Well why do you need pensioners discount if you still perform like a youngster???

Seems you still have a big enough wallet, my darling.

Or is because these cardio sessions are becoming too pricey??
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Posted: 2024-03-10 09:24:56

On 2024-03-09 18:07:38 mervhughes said:
I am over 65 with an ID to prove it.
In fact, I won't see 70 again!
But I easily pass for 65, even 60.
And I deliver a solid performance. Rule No 1: the lady cums first.
I don't tell girls how old I am in case they run away screaming.
The biggest compliment I ever got was: "I am 26 and I have just been satisfied by a man old enough to be my grandfather!"



My dear ignore the ID 10 T's on this thread. I'll gladly accommodate your request.
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Posted: 2024-03-10 20:48:10

Are pensioners....less work or hard work...."hard" or soft work.....
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Posted: 2024-03-10 21:15:49

On 2024-03-09 18:07:38 mervhughes said:
I am over 65 with an ID to prove it.
In fact, I won't see 70 again!
But I easily pass for 65, even 60.
And I deliver a solid performance. Rule No 1: the lady cums first.
I don't tell girls how old I am in case they run away screaming.
The biggest compliment I ever got was: "I am 26 and I have just been satisfied by a man old enough to be my grandfather!"



Wow, that's good age :)

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