Me to a friend : A very successful businessman applied to joined ANC.

Friend : And what does he do now ?

Me : Nothing...he got selected

"....My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas...."






....hahahahahhahaha!

On 2024-03-13 09:49:00 Russian Bridgitte said:
"....My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas...."
!

LoL!

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is atwork. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is inthere already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

"...My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."




GRIN!!!!

On 2024-04-10 18:32:19 Russian Bridgitte said:
"...My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

GRIN!!!!

Ouch! thats gotta hurt like crazy and make you cry. lol

Penis to the pussy: Can I enter

Pussy: you can ring my bell, ring my bell; you can ring my bell, ring my bell

Penis: where's the bell?

Pussy: its not inside its on top.

God gave men a penis and a brain but only enough blood to control one at a time.

On 2024-04-10 22:15:52 Parraman2 said:
God gave men a penis and a brain but only enough blood to control one at a time.

Now that's what I call a "low blow "to the nuts. lol