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My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 20:48:40
Due to the sad state of my sex life, I have decided to convert to Islam.
My new name is :
Seldom Bin Laid
My new name is :
Seldom Bin Laid
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 20:50:35
Mommy, how can you live without eating ?
What do you mean ? I eat every day
I heard Daddy tell his friend you haven't swallowed since college.
What do you mean ? I eat every day
I heard Daddy tell his friend you haven't swallowed since college.
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 20:53:48
some great humor, needed it
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 21:31:09
Lol love it
Mr bin laid I have an alter-ego you should meet she is russian and her name is vukhader
She rates in my cuntry vee hunt and vee fuck sometimes vee have to hunt vir someting to fuck
Mr bin laid I have an alter-ego you should meet she is russian and her name is vukhader
She rates in my cuntry vee hunt and vee fuck sometimes vee have to hunt vir someting to fuck
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 22:41:59
Well of late ive been tested positive for A.I.D.S ...
im Always In Different Sheets
Due to H.I.V
Heavy Into Vodka ...
Shhhh don't tell its a secret
im Always In Different Sheets
Due to H.I.V
Heavy Into Vodka ...
Shhhh don't tell its a secret
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-16 22:45:48
Denero, I will look out for the Russkie Vukhader, seems like my kind of girl.
While we are on different countries :
My current girlfriend is German. We like to rate each other between 1 and 10 for performance. Last night we had anal for the first time. I got the highest mark ever. She kept on shouting : 9,9,9....
While we are on different countries :
My current girlfriend is German. We like to rate each other between 1 and 10 for performance. Last night we had anal for the first time. I got the highest mark ever. She kept on shouting : 9,9,9....
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-17 07:38:57
Love the humour!
Always enjoyed the ladies names in the Austin Powers movies.
Ivana Humpalot
And the Chinese twins: Fuk mi and Fuk U (those are the only ones I can remember now)
Always enjoyed the ladies names in the Austin Powers movies.
Ivana Humpalot
And the Chinese twins: Fuk mi and Fuk U (those are the only ones I can remember now)
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-17 07:39:21
Edited: 2017-05-17 07:41:01
Edited: 2017-05-17 07:41:01
Double post...
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-17 09:09:26
AIDS = Accumulated Income Deposited in Switzerland!
Something most politicians suffer from and for which there is no known cure!
Something most politicians suffer from and for which there is no known cure!
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Re: My new name
Posted: 2017-05-17 09:38:28
While we talking about Europeans I met this blind Italian bloke.
Giuseppe Canniepoessiennie
Giuseppe Canniepoessiennie
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