*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*

```HIS LAST BATTLE.```

*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*

```AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.```

*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*

```LIQUID.```

*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*

```MARRIAGE.```

*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*

```EXAMS.```

*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*

```LUNCH & DINNER.```

*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*

```THE OTHER HALF.```

*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*

```WET.```

*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*

```NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.```

*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*

```YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND```

*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*

```VERY LARGE HANDS```

*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*

```NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT```

*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*

```ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.```

Lmga...good answers!

Iyoooo...laughing my sexy skinny ass off.....

Hahaha hahahahahaha

You made me laugh out load with this one Orpheus... very funny... thank you...

Def 100 Made my day :)

lmao OMW,,,,,good on point.

I had to read it again, I'm still cracking up...

This one made a crappy day end beautifully...:-)

Sexy skinny ass hey?
Lol. Sounds good.

Lateral thinker, hey !

On 2017-06-06 19:24:00 Greyfox said:
Sexy skinny ass hey?
Lol. Sounds good.

And tastes so yummy Mr Grey...