Muj and Pieter are still around just have new names. Just ask the creator of this thread ;)

On 2017-06-12 21:56:05 Lalaa No.1 said:


This is not right whith only afrikaans speaking as chairman and directors...... Not lekker!

We want mix masala!

Probably makes sense for me (long serving member of the board) to step down then. Bring in some new members...

On 2017-06-12 22:24:19 Zimba said:
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How about Pieter002 and Muj.. where are those fellas..? Married perhaps... ?

Lol. Looks like somebody is just a lil bit slow.

I would like to formally request the managment team to allow me a skrop this week instead of a skommel seeing as it is my birthday tomorrow.....HOE seems like a better bet than Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters...

LookingforFun and JohanLimpopo :

The entry into this most exclusive club is relatively easy.

You must just , in a moment of weakness, admit that you are a skommelaar on the site.

Once you have done that, alert me by PM, and Mini will do the rest.

There are a myriad of benefits to be part of this fast growing club. From our humble beginnings with just 4 members we have grown exponentially to our current membership of 16, and I am aware of one potential member's burning desire to join soonest.

So step out of the closet, and come forward.

For if you are not a public wanker, then you are a closet wanker....

Cheers

This society is so secret not even the members knew they were part of it.

Will have to find the memo that are describing membership and protocols to ensure I don't get banned for bad behaviour

On 2017-06-13 08:15:41 jasimo said:
I would like to formally request the managment team to allow me a skrop this week instead of a skommel seeing as it is my birthday tomorrow.....HOE seems like a better bet than Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters...

You should take Miss B with you! It's her birthday too!

Lalaa

The board members were chosen democratically and by the original four members of the SSS. You can call them founding members for the lack of a better word.

The fact that they are all white and Afrikaans speaking are purely the result of great minds cuming together to establish this rapidly growing organisation.

From the first meeting at the infamous lapa, we have always maintained that membership would be open to all that qualify, irrespective of creed and colour.

The founding members have conceded that they can't be board members forever, so the decision was made that only death can remove them as board members. When that occurs, a new board member can be appointed.

We might look at appointing additional board members in the future, as our membership has grown exponentially fast (over 400%) in the period that we started.

Lastly we are not worried about any BBBEE regualtions from Government's side, as we are not looking for any Skommeling Contracts from them, in any case, brother Tony can always whisper in Zumas ear if we should ever need a Skommeling Contract.

Unfortunately membership is male driven, however we do invite certain ladies to inspire us to full potential at the meetings.

You are most welcome to contact Pantum as the entertainment director to put your name on the list of ladies that has taken a number to be on the invitation list. The list is long, but I believe that you can buy your way into the top of the list should you want to.

Kind regards

Jasimo

Congratulations on your birthday tomorrow.

Of course a skrop is way better than a skommel, might be heading HOE's way a little later myself.

Enjoy !!!

Cheers

J-man and 330Guy

LOL