What is SSS ?

Easy to join ... just admit that your are wanking more than you are screwing and we will accept your application without hesitation ... lol !!!

SSS handshake

Secret Skommeling Society (SSS)

On 2017-06-23 11:43:21 playbyday said:
What is SSS ?

It's a secret society with an elite membership process of someone saying I want to be in the sss in an open non secret forum, rumor has it that the iniation process involves men wanking on a biscuit, in a rondovel

I would suggest you remove yourself from the esa world if you are having financial issues, this place sucks up your money and like any addiction it's hard to break...remember we are just starting the descent down the shitter, the real fun has not started yet... if you can get a job outside the country if you have the skills or passport, your kids are gonna dream about the days there was a 40 percent unemployment rate in mandelatopia..

On 2017-06-23 09:40:20 julian said:
Think we should all try give ideas and brainstorm ways to save money.
There are definitely some very clever people on this site so I'm hoping we can may assist each other with hints tips etc
Even basic things like where to buy the cheapest groceries lol.

I have made a plan to try shop at Foodlovers every Wednesday as they seem to have a lot of bulk veggies etc on special.
Also found a place in Randburg where diesel is cheaper than normal.

Any other tips will be helpful think we can all benefit so we can still keep punting lol

Back to topic.
- Checkers HYPER definitely cheapest to shop for groceries
- Dischem cheaper than Clicks but check Clicks month end specials. Kwaai if you both shops in one mall so don't have to drive in between which don't make sense
- for home appliances Metro Home is the cheapest or that charous in Marabastad if you live in Pta
- cheapest branded perfumes and colognes is at Ascot Pharmacy in Turffontein Jhb
- change your car insurance every 12 months if it's not bundled with your home insurance. No need for loyalty.
- save on electricity. Any way you can.

- The greatest savings: become an very active member of the SSS.

lol I started this thread so I could try avoid becoming a member of the SSS lol.


Thanks for kaasie
Any other tips ?

On 2017-06-23 13:01:05 julian said:
lol I started this thread so I could try avoid becoming a member of the SSS lol.


Thanks for kaasie
Any other tips ?

Boss, the SSS has been helping broke punters all over the country since its inception.
I believe our Honourable Chairman is contemplating registering the SSS as a Section21. But maybe he just needs a good skommel.


- Reality of the situation is that not much money can be saved in real terms due to increasing food prices, fuel costs, electricity costs, inflation etc etc etc

The SSS members have master the technics of skommeling to perfection and will only shag in real emergencies ... lol !!!

[QUOTE;775070;julian] Think we should all try give ideas and brainstorm ways to save money.
There are definitely some very clever people on this site so I'm hoping we can may assist each other with hints tips etc
Even basic things like where to buy the cheapest groceries lol.

I have made a plan to try shop at Foodlovers every Wednesday as they seem to have a lot of bulk veggies etc on special.
Also found a place in Randburg where diesel is cheaper than normal.

Hey .. where in randburg is this place , thanks