Yewrev

That is exactly my concern. I believe that these aliens are shapeshifters and turn into sexy wanton wenches and befuddled our beloved Chairman's brains sitting between his legs.

I fear that we should launch an attack on this place to see if we can save our Chairman.

Maybe just go and scout a few times before the raid ?

I will volunteer for this dangerous mission.

As we say : LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND

LOL

(Secret) SSS handshake

Agenda points for next meeting

1) Hands. To attract the more serious skommelaar (not wankers), rough hands should be promoted. The ladies would obviously not like it...but rough hands shows commitment to the cause.

2) Motivational speaker (no skommeling while session in progres). Topic: Ek trek my draad in die middel van die straat, en skiet my saad in die buurman se yard" Reaching new "hights"

Jip he is not just loosing his "brains" he even forgot his "willy" there on friday.

Was told he got such a fright when he heard of a possible sighting of AN-other at " "the venue" in question, that he rushed out of the establihment, leaving poor old "willy" behind trying to make his get away.

On 2017-07-19 11:05:02 yewrev said:
Jip he is not just loosing his "brains" he even forgot his "willy" there on friday.

Did they keep it on ice? There is hope....."misplaced" willies can be attached these days!! As long as the doctor attach it right way round...it should still work percectly.

INL, yet more overtime for you! I will certainly second the motion for you to have an assistant.

SSS secret handshake

So now i have to proof that i am a skommelaar? It is not degrading enough that i can only have paid-4-sex? :-)

On 2017-07-19 14:14:47 Funz said:
So now i have to proof that i am a skommelaar? It is not degrading enough that i can only have paid-4-sex? :-)

Not like we need photographic proof or anything (please dont send pics..we will believe you). SSS is an old and very prestigious Organisation (obviously a secret)...

On 2017-07-19 11:13:10 DIRECTORSSS said:
On 2017-07-19 11:05:02 yewrev said: Jip he is not just loosing his "brains" he even forgot his "willy" there on friday.



Did they keep it on ice? There is hope....."misplaced" willies can be attached these days!! As long as the doctor attach it right way round...it should still work percectly.

Not sure if they kept it on Ice or in use during his time in hiding, but if rumor has it, it is reatchec and in working condition.

Futher information recieved, it was also not AN-other at the venue but his twin brother.

Lol .. i am still alive and well ... drained of plenty of body fluids and energy but still kicking !!!

SSS GREETINGS

Acting Chair

You see, another change of name. Now I must go and think to see who changed his name again. I am working overtime. Or you can just PM me...

But thank you for seconding my motion, now we must just get qorum to pass this.

I will work on the list of candidates so long.
Maybe do interviews so long.

Cheers