Does anyone know what the difference between love and lust is?
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Spit or swallow.


What about kinky and perverted?
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Kinky you use the feather, perverted you use the whole chicken

Hehehehe...

You all know what's a 69 !
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But do you know whats a 68 ?
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You do me and I'll owe you one.

Haha.. nice, now this type of positive vibes we need more often.. Thank you for sharing

Orpheus

Oh @Orpheus thanks for bringing humour to the forum

Makes everyone add some of their own ;)

Reading it now, made my Friday xxx

That's how you end a Friday xxx

Angelic Hugs & Kisses
Ziske xoxoxo

Always a pleasure my darlings.

One more and this would crack you up!


A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

Lmao!!! That is funny! Thanks for the "last laugh" this evening Orpheus... xxx

Hahaha! ....

One for Saturday. ......................

*The 4 hour erection...*

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.

She asked if she could help me.

I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3rd ownership in the store
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses.." !!

Lmao, great one Orpheus