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Posted: 2017-08-07 21:41:37
Edited: 2017-08-07 22:03:44

I Never Learn. Ok...this is highly irregular...but the esteemed SSS (secret handshake) is known to keep up with the times. For example the "double handed fist over fist" technique that was adopted in ....pffft...1900 I believe.

Syren on our super confidential suppliers list? That will obviously be possible. I'll send her the manual and all aplication forms.She can hand in the filled out forms at my office for speedy approval.

Super secret SSS handshake.

Ps...membership badges are accepted at Spur as well now. Great discounts negotiated for members....just now practising or demonstrations while eating.
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Posted: 2017-08-08 07:30:11

Dear fellow SSS members...... Syren doesn't need my stamp of approval. She's an extra ordinary lady is every way. The only way to find out if my review is 'credible', go visit! You won't be disappointed . Granted you can actually get an appointment , she's super popular and her popularity is growing.......
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Posted: 2017-08-08 07:39:42

@Milo41...you are such a sweetheart! Thank you for that!! ...xxx
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Posted: 2017-08-08 16:40:12

Geen gelukkie vir Frikkie in Bloem ... would have to make up next week after my short holiday !!!

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Posted: 2017-08-08 16:51:45

Oppas nou om te pluk terwyl jy ry....

No plukking and driving...
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Posted: 2017-08-08 18:54:51

On 2017-08-08 16:51:45 I never learn said:
Oppas nou om te pluk terwyl jy ry....

No plukking and driving...



Mag dalk net die stuurwiel in verkeerde rigting "pluk" kom fyndraai.
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Posted: 2017-08-08 20:49:00

On 2017-08-08 18:54:51 yewrev said:
On 2017-08-08 16:51:45 I never learn said: Oppas nou om te pluk terwyl jy ry....

No plukking and driving...


Mag dalk net die stuurwiel in verkeerde rigting "pluk" kom fyndraai.



KOM fyndraai?! That was a brilliant choice of words there...lmao
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Posted: 2017-08-08 21:21:27
Edited: 2017-08-08 21:22:29

It is not so much the komming and then plukking skeef.

The real problem lies in the fact that when Boobs cums, for 5 seconds while he explodes, his eyes close involuntarily, while his semen erupts und shoots upwards. All this driving in a convertible, so the wind blows the semen back in his face, covers his Ray-bane with the sticky cum, all the while he is in an uncontrollable spasm and his right foor is spasiming the petrol flooring it involuntarily for the 5 seconds, so the car is going like a boeing, Boobs is cumming like Vesuvius, the semen is draped over his Bane, so for that 5 seconds as well as the further 5 seconds to remove his glasses, he is a major danger on the road.

That is why we are trying to warn him about the dangers of driving under the influence of plukking.

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Posted: 2017-08-08 21:25:24

"Plukking" the chicken, never advisable when driving. The feathers can disturb your view

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Posted: 2017-08-08 23:52:15

Lmao! I can actually picture this! Please drive safe BOOBS!!!

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