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Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 11:36:19
1) Did you fart?
cauz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cauz you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cauz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cauz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man -- 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman -- 'WHAT?'
Man -- 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
9) If you're gunna regret this in the morning,
we can sleep til afternoon.
10) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Xxxx
cauz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cauz you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cauz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cauz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man -- 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman -- 'WHAT?'
Man -- 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
9) If you're gunna regret this in the morning,
we can sleep til afternoon.
10) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Xxxx
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 11:39:16
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 11:44:15
hahaha!!! To think there a probably people that try those! Thanks for the giggles Tanya!
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 11:52:06
Hahahaha.... thanks for the monday joke
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 12:20:32
Edited: 2017-09-04 12:20:51
Edited: 2017-09-04 12:20:51
"Are you the tour leader for Sodom and Gamorrah"
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 12:27:21
What do you call a lady from Brakpan when she's wearing a white track-suit?
The bride.
The bride.
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Re: Funny Brakpan pick up lines...lol
Posted: 2017-09-04 12:31:39
Bwahahaha!!! Ja nee! Dis net brakpan daai lol!!!
On 2017-09-04 12:27:21 Mike40 said:
What do you call a lady from Brakpan when she's wearing a white track-suit?
The bride.
Bwahahaha!!! Ja nee! Dis net brakpan daai lol!!!
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