I am safely home guys ... luckily for me a strong side wind occurred just in time when I exploded ... blowing all of the cum sideways ... unfortunately the lady wasn't that lucky ... and remember i am a pro in this , always driving with the speed control engaged ... lol !!!

On behalf of the SSS I need to issue a formal apology to those guys that wanted to join our exclusive band of brothers in hand.

Due to a little sabbatical from the admin staff we could not process new applications.

We are up and plukking again, so please submit your apps to this thread. Just copy and paste the relevant prosa where you publicly admit to being a skommelaar.

I will update the list again in due course.


IN THE MEAN TIME LADIES :

BRACE YOURSELF : THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN !!!!

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Wonderful news... welcome back boys ...

Uh oh!! Here comes trouble - I love it!! Welcome back boys... ;)

On 2017-10-06 07:50:04 I never learn said:
On behalf of the SSS I need to issue a formal apology to those guys that wanted to join our exclusive band of brothers in hand.

Due to a little sabbatical from the admin staff we could not process new applications.

We are up and plukking again, so please submit your apps to this thread. Just copy and paste the relevant prosa where you publicly admit to being a skommelaar.

I will update the list again in due course.


IN THE MEAN TIME LADIES :

BRACE YOURSELF : THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN !!!!

SSS Handshake

You need to find an acting Health and Safety Officer for next week since I'm not available and you know how things get out of hand (no pun intended) with some of our members.
I'm flying out this Sunday oorsee for a week.

*Trek jou draad terwyl ons praat*

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Oh shit Boss

Things tend to get out of hand when you are not there.

Wonder if we can trust the Director with this hands-on job ?

Enjoy your tip.

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Monika and Syren : Thanks for welcoming us back again.

Us men are such needy little fucks, so this welcoming party is just what the doctor ordered.

Cheers

Have you learnt any new techniques whilst away INL?

Brilliant!!!
This is the most entertaining tread ever.

Dear esteemed SSS Board:
My name is Pierrewiet and I am an addicted Skommelaar.
It has been 3 minutes since my last skommel.
Please hereby accept my humble application.
And may I sincerely request ratification for my oversight of not submitting a briefing paper to the Board in advance.

Mr Shy

I had plenty of time to indulge in our favourite pastime, and practised religiously to attain that elusive 21 ejacs that we need.

One specific new technique jumps to mind :
I was lying on a beach thankfully almost in the water, when a Russkie girl next to me on her sunbed turned on her side and afforded me a view of one of the most fuckable asses I have ever seen. Needless to say that Excalibur jumped to attention, to such an extend that I had to dive into the water to hide my shame. He refused to back down, so I decided to have a quick pluk. Stood balancing on a rock and let go. At some crucial point I slipped off the slippery rock and was then torn between finishing or drowning. Nature prevailed and Excalibur decided to retire to fight another day. This was new to me. Have to compare notes with DaPorra about safety aspects re plukking whilst in water.

True story.

Cheers