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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:17:04
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! No problem LOL!
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:19:11
We had this discussion before whether we would allow women to become members.
Out of your job description, you would be the experts in the handling of hand-related satisfaction, ie wanking.
But alas, you need a tollie to be a member of this prestigious organisation.
Where the women of this world would come in, is obviously as the attractions that we need to fully enjoy the experience, maybe a little oil here and there, maybe a helping hand or two, but always in an assisting role.
Or in a teachers role ? There are some techniques that we might be missing ? Director had a few but he is very quiet these days.
I for one would second an invitation to you, my lady, to be the star attraction at our next meeting...
LOL
Out of your job description, you would be the experts in the handling of hand-related satisfaction, ie wanking.
But alas, you need a tollie to be a member of this prestigious organisation.
Where the women of this world would come in, is obviously as the attractions that we need to fully enjoy the experience, maybe a little oil here and there, maybe a helping hand or two, but always in an assisting role.
Or in a teachers role ? There are some techniques that we might be missing ? Director had a few but he is very quiet these days.
I for one would second an invitation to you, my lady, to be the star attraction at our next meeting...
LOL
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:20:47
Lol INL... does 'n strap on qualify?? Ha ha ha
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:23:05
Now I am getting worried. Lying there exposed on the massage plinth and you slip sliding over me ?
And then, suddenly : Eina moer ? Moon river ???
Where do you hide that strap-on ?
LOL
And then, suddenly : Eina moer ? Moon river ???
Where do you hide that strap-on ?
LOL
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:25:06
Ha ha ha... I won't unless you ask nicely .. promise xxx
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:27:43
Maybe venus can use my tool and we can get inducted together :-)
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:28:47
OMW @in69.... so wrong in all ways .. Ha ha ha
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:30:06
Oh my God, I am running away from you lot...
Have fun with your tools and sharing and strap-ons.
Ghosting away....
Have fun with your tools and sharing and strap-ons.
Ghosting away....
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:31:07
"Tapout" for me too INL.. lol!
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-29 20:31:56
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