So...I went to the sperm bank the other day....and the lady there asks if I want to masturbate in the cup....

I said to her....Yissie I am good at masturbation but no ways I wanna compete in a tournament..

Hahaha! Good one! Thanx for the chuckles xxx

Wonder if the sperm bank will offer a better price for sprem from a SSS member than what the do for normal guys.

On 2017-11-09 13:04:05 Ybnormal said:
Wonder if the sperm bank will offer a better price for sprem from a SSS member than what the do for normal guys.

You want to enter the tournament?....lol

Lmao BendOver!

Good one sir!

Jabu goes into a bar to have himself a cold one.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
Jabu said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.
Jabu replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."
The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said Jabu. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'."
The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"
(You gotta love this!!!!)
Jabu looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog

Over 20 years of studying and it's only today I got to know that the word *"NEWSPAPER"* was short form for "North, East, West, South, Past And Present Event Report".

Honestly, I want my school fees back....

Did anyone else here know?

On 2017-11-09 16:05:01 suzook said:
Jabu goes into a bar to have himself a cold one.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
Jabu said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.
Jabu replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."
The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said Jabu. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'."
The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"
(You gotta love this!!!!)
Jabu looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog

LMAO

Reminds of another one....

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where You left it last....lol

On 2017-11-09 13:08:00 BendOver said:
On 2017-11-09 13:04:05 Ybnormal said: Wonder if the sperm bank will offer a better price for sprem from a SSS member than what the do for normal guys.



You want to enter the tournament?....lol

As a member of the SSS I am well skilled in the process to deliver sperm. May just do a lot better in the tournament as expected.